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I ♥ Sausage
Joined: April 4, 2007
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From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
"A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised *****.
You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh? "
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Joined: December 20, 2011
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From: CenTex...sort of
At this very moment, I'm laughing my *** off at Johnny manziel. There's stupid, and then there's Johnny ****ing idiot. He makes Forrest Gump look like a Mensa candidate.
