I just woke up and had no idea where I was, who I was, or where I was at. I woke up and thought I was here by myself and the ol' lady was on the way up here. I was scared to death when I looked at the clock, saw the time and that she was already here.

I'm freaked out, I don't know what is going on and I'm just now figuring out what is happening.

This is the freakiest thing I've ever had happen, never been this confused before or this screwed up.

I'm actually scared about what is happening and am just now coming to grips with what is going on.

 

Please take better care of yourself....

 

Watching the boys work on my brothers roof

 

Teaching my daughter how to use a smartphone.

 

Santa had a hard landing? Or are they scraping off the reindeer poop.

 

Just installed the Louvers I got for Christmas, currently in a lul while we wait to stop by another family members house.

 

You do know he's not real right?

Helped my dad build this little roof

 

WHAT?!?!?!?!!?

 

Aw man!
Not the Easter Bunny also?
Say it aint so

 

Sorry boys, someone had to tell y'all the truth tho

 

:crying :

 

Overdosing on chocolate.

And this happened. One letter makes all the difference.

 

You stole my job

And

 

Always remember that proper capitalization is the difference between saying

I helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

and

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

 

 

I know for a fact the Easter Bunny is real. A friend of mine's dad walked into the living room on Easter Sunday and saw he'd left baskets for the kids. He also saw something else: "Aww, look boys, the Easter Bunny's been here. AND HE SHAT ALL OVER THE CARPET!!!" The dad swears he did not buy a bag of tootsie rolls, cut them up into little pieces, roll them up to look like rabbit turds and leave the entire pile next to the Easter baskets.

 

Bashing myself in the head for my evil deed, I must confess, I looked with lust at a new camaro on a pedestal at the dealer...

 

Pissed that someone ate the rest of the carrot cake that I made so I'm pigging out.

 

I'm feeling sick, so sweets would make me sick, but I will take the pile of assorted nuts off of your plate. :steal:

 

That's only pigging out if you have three platefuls!