That's what we call "loser bikes".

 

No, it's a liquor-cycle.

 

Speaking of liquor- cycle, who wants to get blitzed and race down the freeway?! Whooooooooohooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! ( jk)

 

I managed to lock myself outside of my house today, luckily for me, my stepmom taught me how to open a door using a credit card, or in my case, a license, sadly enough though, the license did not make it out Scott free:

 

Working for a big company and getting a promotion two years ago and yet to receive a penny raise!!!

 

Bosses who refuse to admit your right just because they are the boss...

 

My book club that hasn't sent the book I pre ordered and when I call, I wait for 17 minutes and still haven't talked to anybody!!!! I am so pissed right now!!!! How hard is it to put a book in a box and mail it?!? Geez. :/

 

The fact that I have to learn to parallel park, that's bull, personally, I don't care to even know how. Screw you scdmv.

 

Isn't one better served as a driver to learn how to parallel park properly?

 

Yes, however, I am fully willing to walk a couple of blocks to avoid parallel parking.

 

I like parallel parking!

 

Is it really that big of a deal to learn how to parallel park for you?

 

People that worry too much about me...

 

You don't have to worry, we don't give a **** about you.

 

What's the for?

 

It's complicated.

 

They were probably talking to you on a cell phone while riding to work on a liquor cycle and in the middle of parallel parking it when you called!

 

Wut? Are you on pot?

 

Waa, who ,me? No way...unless it's blowing in the window.

But that could be another reason.