Nice!

Former tire guy now I work on the front end myself.

 

Best schmuck job on the planet!

 

lol thats what I always think of when I hear costco

 

Front end? You poor sad man. I can't think of a worse department, lol. Do you work in an area with a heavy season? Cuz south florida is getting inundated with the north east right now. And teaching idiot jersey people how to get gas gets old around january.

 

I'm lovin' that special dividend strategy. Borrow money at record low interest rates so you can pay shareholders a bonus before year end before taxes spike next year. Exactly my kind of strategy! cha-ching!

 

Quite a few people have switched their 401ks over to stock in anticipation. Personally, I rarely buy stock, I get paranoid about being a jinx, lol.

 

I don't do anything... I'm retired! But back when I was a real person, I was a skilled tradesman (Millwright) for Delco-Remy Division of GM, later spun off as Delphi. It kept me busy (but not out of trouble) for 37 years.

 

I'm a janitor at a high school and I'm really smart and sometimes I see really big complicated math problems on the chalk boards and I just solve them. And Ben affleck is my best friend

 

You like apples?

 

So far not so bad, but I needed the change, I had become a relic in the tire center ( been everything you can be in there) plus a few months ago I found out my spine is is loaded with arthritis, my doctor started talking about work restrictions, therapy and so on.

It hasn't been a bad deal and the horror stories about rude members don't compare to some of the stuff I've encountered in the tire center.

BTW, is Troy your regional guy for gas and tires?

 

Indeed, talk about a nice Christmas bonus. Costco stock is half my 401k so it will be a sizable check.

 

Yeah, Troy is our guy, but mostly I deal with Tony if there is an issue. Or Dwight if things are really crazy.

 

Heh, I knew Troy when we were Price Club and he worked out of Richmond Va (told ya I was a relic).

 

I'm the General Sales Manager for a BMW Dealership.

 

I was a Ford-Lincoln-Mercury Service Advisor for about 9 years.

For the last 3 months, unemployed.

 

Legal assistant, which basically means I'm just a secretary.

 

Firefighter Captain/EMT for six years now and loving it

 

Deputy Fire Chief.

 

Awesome Brother!

 

Doormat, licensed, bonded and certified.