We didn't have Allison yet. And it was clear from the get-go that it was only a fender-bender. My wife pulled my Escape right out in front of what can best be described as the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine.

 

Wheee or maybe it was the Dumb & Dumber floppy eared doggy mobile

 

"Chicks love it. It's the *******' Wagon!"

 

What I would do to be the towel boy on that bus at end of that show!

 

I learned that talking to this one person is so addicting you can forget that you had class and miss it

 

Here lies the catch22. This "person" is probably a woman, and you are skipping class to make conversation to keep her or make her interested in you. Now the future. Women want successful men. Successful men typically do well in school and go off to a good job and get promoted to management.

Missing class to impress a woman only gets you behind on impressing better women up the road.

Focus!

 

That Canada did rather well in the Olympic game vs Norway

 

I learned that coffee really starts to lose its appeal after the fourth re-heating.

Also, that TMS has a lot more Onion readers than I had initially thought.

 

I learned that I woke up to an abundance of water on the floor , broken pipe going to have to deal with it.

 

Right. "Water." Got it.

 

You got it my water broke. I wasn't expecting that

 

I learned that I completely misread the calendar this morning. Today is Ash Wednesday… A-S-H. Sorry, everyone. I'll put my pants back on now.

 

So idiot gets within wacking distance of a US Vice President & they downplay it now this :
Police to increase forces to cope with Olympic-sized crowds



Vancouver Police plan to boost their presence in the downtown core in the next few days after unprecedented numbers of people surged into the city Friday night, with many of them openly drinking liquor and intoxicated in public.

 

I learned that a 2010 Taurus SHO is a bad *** car to drive.

 

a cheaper way to get free Olympic entertainment lol:
http://davidlamcam.com/

 

I learned how to replace a toilet.

 

Some people may really be stupid to jeopardise thier career:
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-col...stigation.html

 

limmie guess Explosive diarreha
I hope you didn't forget the wax seal

 

That toilet has seen far worse things than explosive diarrhea. And no, not from me.

 

that's easy jog plug & play as it were