Last year I asked her to be my wife ,
and she gave me a decidedly negative reply.
So to get even I married her mother.
Then my father married the girl.

When I married the girls mother,
the girl became my daughter.
And my father married my daughter,
so he became my son.

When my father married my daughter,
she became my mother.

If my father is my son and my
daughter is my mother, who am I.

My mothers mother is my wife
and must be my grandmother,
and being my grandmothers husband,
I must be my own grandfather.

 

In the south, thats called Normal

 

Maybe in your family but not in mine. :shock:

 

I'm confused...

 

Maybe in your family but not in mine. :shock:






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ok maybe mississippi south :P

 

Professor: "What have you done Fry?"
Fry: "Relax. She can't be my grandmother! I've figured it all out."
Professor: "Of course she's your grandmother you perverted dope! Look"
Mildred: "Come back to bed dery."
Fry: "Waa! It's impossible! If she's my grandmother, then who's my grandfather?"
Professor: "Isn't it obvious? You are!"
Fry: "Aaaaa! Aaaaa! Aaaaa!"

 

LOL

 

jg:

Doctooor!

Yes?

My...Brain hurts!

Oooh!... It'll have to come OUt!... NUUrrse! Take him to a brain surgeon!

...my brain hurts too...

/nutin' like a bit of Gumbisim...