False, no work today.

TPBM has seen way to many near accidents with other drivers lately.

 

true
tpbm is PW in POTR

 

false

tpbm never, ever refers to themself as the "w" word

 

False. I'm a PW but I can understand why you are not.

TPBM needs to floss.

 

False

TPBM hopes it doesn't snow tomorrow!

 

FALSE. LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW!!!

TPBM LOVES SNOW!!!

 

True - on Snow (typed to slow) gary !

True - especially the feline accent it's so Haawtt
TPBM - Is ticked that eastern provinces etc suck up all the tires during winter times and make us on the west coast suffer bloody hell.

 

False, midwesterner.

TPBM can type faster than Gary!

 

True. Stupid eastern provinces...it's time for B.C. to revolt I tell you.

TPBM needs to do more shopping for Christmas.

Edit:

 

False

TPBM is gonna go have a christmas cookie.

 

False - a beer withe some Christies Bit's & Bites

TPBM - is going to buy their X a lump of coal was going to be a new washing machine , but when she acting like the worst nightmare forget it !

 

False, no x...

TPBM just noticed the bottoms of their pants are all covered in salt.

 

False - Just wet right now from being outside in about a foot of snow that just fell.

TPBM should head out and give the 4WD a workout!

 

false....no snow here

tpbm is really, really tired

 

True, just took a 3 hour nap.

TPBM could use another couple weeks before christmas.

 

False. Let's just get it over with already.

TPBM would flip Mother Nature the bird if they could only MOVE THEIR ****ING FINGERS!!!

 

True - Hey Mo Nature

TPBM wants maybe to go out and shovel some more snow.

 

False. I've never wanted to shovel snow a day in my life.

TPBM is absolutely rolling in free holiday snacks today.

 

False - unless we went to Costco and passed by all the sample racks ? when you add up the membership and feeding the Grizwalds you could come out ahead.

TPBM - really wants to take a nap!

 

False

TPBM can't feel their hands.