False TPBM had some pretty bad storms go through today.

 

false not today but maybe tonight

TPBM
want to push that button

 

True - and I did really you don't want to know what happened next.

TPBM - is wanting to do something wiyh thier Pony with the tax refund.
(filling daily with gas)

 

part true, transmission work
tpbm already used the tax return on his Mustang.

 

False. Used it on a new projector tv in April, paid the bill this month.

TPBM had Monady off, but Tuesday was a beast because of it.

 

True!

TPBM is hungry and doesn't know what they want for dinner.

 

False - well true I am hungry & have a chicken pot pie in the oven for 10 more mins.

TPBM - is extremley tierd and would love to just go to bed.

 

True, I woke up really early today, and tomorrow is no exception.
tpbm has someone on his family expecting a baby!

 

True. My 64 year old married father-in law, with his 28 year old girlfriend!

TPBM is trying to plan a vacation, but gas prices are going to limit the distance this year.

 

true!
TPBM wants to go to the beach this weekend

 

False, not this weekend.

TPBM is getting their hair cut tonight.

 

False

TPBM is really mad after just breaking their camera.

 

False - only if taking a picture of self lol (kidding)
TPBM - is sick today and is bed/couch ridden for the whole day,can't stand light & noise.

 

False. Just remember the get well song from Seinfeld. "Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well..." Now eat some get well cake.

TPBM drove their non-daily driver Mustang to work today because the weather is beautiful.

 

false....thought about it...but it was supposed to rain tonight...and I have dry-rot wipers...

TPBM was really sick yesterday

 

True - the less I can do the better, including driving my car.

TPBM - has to muster up some energy to go pick up the kids @ school. humm take the welding glass's.

 

False, still single, but engaged.
tpbm worked harder than usual today

 

true, I put on the quickest coat of wax ever on my car
tpbm is tired

 

true...hummidy sucks out all you energy..

TPBM is taking requests.

 

True who would like to hear the Stones?

TPBM has soar feet