Blue Notch

False, for once.

TPBM needs a wireless printer.

2k7gtcs

False. Got one. People still have printers with wires. Next thing you'll say is people have phones with wires attached. Thats just crazy talk.

TPBM hates E.D. medication commercials broadcast during football games and races. NFL and Nascar fans must be some of the most impotent mo fo's out there.

zzcoop

True.

TPBM is wondering why an erection lasting longer than four hours is a bad thing.

08GTCandyApple

ummmm......false, I don't have to worry about that

tpbm went out to dinner tonight

Blue Notch

False, I wish though.

TPBM is overwhelmed right now.

GottaHaveIt

(Well cause when you still had one you then had to run out to a store for milk and all you had to wear were speed's or sweat pants that's one good reason, or what if it never went away ? Lorina Bobbit could have worked her magic.

True - I had just recieved a phone call from someone that I have not heard ofin and long time, so well hook up for a dinner & a movie.

TPBM - does not wish to take part in Halloween having to dress up & stuff etc this year.

zzcoop

True. I do, however, plan on "inspecting" the kid's candy very, very thoroughly.

TPBM has rubbed one out while at work. More than once.

2k7gtcs

hahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

hahahahahahhaahhhahahahhaha

roflmfao

hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

2k7gtcs

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

I can't stop laughing.

GottaHaveIt

True - more than one I can have them axed pretty quick

TPBM- would like to go for a night drive.

zzcoop

True.

TPBM is pretty sure Gary was being sarcastic.

2k7gtcs

False. I'm still laughing about it. I wanted to post once about a "rubbing one out" question, but chickened out. I can't believe you actually did it. That's hillarious.

TPBM appreciated Aaron's Seinfeld reference from last page that no one else got, i.e. velvet.

StangMahn

true
tpbm also rofl'ed at the "rub one out" post

codeman94

True

Who is this guy?

hahaha

TPBM cant get enough of this thread

2k7gtcs

True. It can be funny.

TPBM didn't mean to break the thread after the "rub one out" post, but they couldn't stop laughing.

codeman94

False..I had nothing to do with that.

TPBM is changing plugs and wires tonight!

2k7gtcs

False. But I reall need to do that on the Bronco.

TPBM was glad to see a little rain today. Everything looks green again before it turns brown for the winter.

zzcoop

False. The rain can suck it.

TPBM just realized the endless supply of poop jokes "TPBM" makes possible.

A mysterious lurker. A really, really bored mysterious lurker.

2k7gtcs

False. I choose not to think about poop.

TPBM was looking forward to eating something good tonight, but instead will just be eating "something"

zzcoop

False. PORK LOIN FTW!

TPBM collects spores, molds and fungus.