False, for once.

TPBM needs a wireless printer.

 

False. Got one. People still have printers with wires. Next thing you'll say is people have phones with wires attached. Thats just crazy talk.

TPBM hates E.D. medication commercials broadcast during football games and races. NFL and Nascar fans must be some of the most impotent mo fo's out there.

 

True.

TPBM is wondering why an erection lasting longer than four hours is a bad thing.

 

ummmm......false, I don't have to worry about that

tpbm went out to dinner tonight

 

False, I wish though.

TPBM is overwhelmed right now.

 

(Well cause when you still had one you then had to run out to a store for milk and all you had to wear were speed's or sweat pants that's one good reason, or what if it never went away ? Lorina Bobbit could have worked her magic.

True - I had just recieved a phone call from someone that I have not heard ofin and long time, so well hook up for a dinner & a movie.

TPBM - does not wish to take part in Halloween having to dress up & stuff etc this year.

 

True. I do, however, plan on "inspecting" the kid's candy very, very thoroughly.

TPBM has rubbed one out while at work. More than once.

 

hahhahahahahahahahahahaahah

hahahahahahhaahhhahahahhaha

roflmfao

hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaah

I can't stop laughing.

 

True - more than one I can have them axed pretty quick

TPBM- would like to go for a night drive.

 

True.

TPBM is pretty sure Gary was being sarcastic.

 

False. I'm still laughing about it. I wanted to post once about a "rubbing one out" question, but chickened out. I can't believe you actually did it. That's hillarious.

TPBM appreciated Aaron's Seinfeld reference from last page that no one else got, i.e. velvet.

 

true
tpbm also rofl'ed at the "rub one out" post

 

True

Who is this guy?

hahaha

TPBM cant get enough of this thread

 

True. It can be funny.

TPBM didn't mean to break the thread after the "rub one out" post, but they couldn't stop laughing.

 

False..I had nothing to do with that.

TPBM is changing plugs and wires tonight!

 

False. But I reall need to do that on the Bronco.

TPBM was glad to see a little rain today. Everything looks green again before it turns brown for the winter.

 

False. The rain can suck it.

TPBM just realized the endless supply of poop jokes "TPBM" makes possible.

A mysterious lurker. A really, really bored mysterious lurker.

 

False. I choose not to think about poop.

TPBM was looking forward to eating something good tonight, but instead will just be eating "something"

 

False. PORK LOIN FTW!

TPBM collects spores, molds and fungus.