Truish, not for baseball :P

The person below me is FREEZING

 

Funny, he doesn't look truish!
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False. This person is starving.

TPBM has a birthmark in the shape of Whistler's Mother on their right buttock.

 

false lol

The person below me has gotten air in their car

 

True. Along with a few other things…

TPBM is crazy good at juggling.

 

false
tpbm loved the spaceballs reference

 

False. That zz guy's an idiot.

TPBM would drape themselves in velvet, if it were socially acceptable.

 

True. And pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

TPBM wants to be my latex salesman.

 

uh, no
tpbm is listeing to the radio

 

False. Radio died with the iPod.

TPBM likes spicy chicken.

 

love it!
tpbm is listenin to pantera

 

False. "Weird Al" Yankovic.

TPBM hasn't had cottage cheese in a long time.

 

True, never.

TPBM hates rainy mondays.

 

True.

TPBM is sneaking out of work 30 minutes early. shhhhh!

 

False - I only worked eleven hours today for double.

TPBM - doesn't really want to go for a Cat-Scan now tomorrow, afraid of the little alien they may find inside.

 

false
tpbm might be going to a movie tonight

 

false

tpbm has not had time to be on tms lately

 

True - But it's my Friday and I worked only 64 hr work week this week and I need to now get breakfast , it's the most important meal of the day they say, I kinda forgot

TPBM - has to go and meet a US Ferry that gets in about 7:00 pm

 

False.

TPBM has a signature that is significantly longer than the post they're about to submit.

 

True

TPBM barely got anything done today.

 

kinda true
tpbm is thinking about what to put here