haha, he didnt say they were female virgins...

may god help you gary!
I have no idea what salt peter is, so no
tpbm needs to detail their car tomorrow, but has an even right in the middle of the day

 

False, but I should wash it.

TPBM just got hit in the foot by a baseball bat.

 

False. OUCH!

TPBM just had 2 pieces of cake. One white AND one chocolate! haha


I did just that Nathan. The place I got my Bronc from called and said plates were in so I took a nice 3 hour drive round trip to pick them up. State Trooper pulled me over to warn me for not having front plate then said he was going to let me go but pulled me over to get a closer look at my cool car. I thought that was cool.

 

false, but cake might be good
tpbm is going to have a shiny vehicle tomorrow

 

False, it's shiny, but it needs to be washed.

TPBM thinks black labs are pure evil!!

 

False. Not pure evil, only 99% evil.

TPBM feels like eating a BIG breakfast tomorrow.

 

False, I'm sick of breakfast food.

TPBM needs to get to be soon.

 

False. I don't know what get to be is?

TPBM thinks Nathan needs to get to bed soon.

 

True, though those are evil words. Nathan doesn't like going to bed.

TPBM has billions of things to get done tomorrow and this week!

 

true, but less than a million
tpbm is munching some cookies right now

 

False, just had breakfast.

TPBM is horrendously excited that it's sunny today!!!

 

True.

On a related note, TPBM learned today that they're too **** old to be playing on the swings at the park.

 

False, though I know what you mean, and I'm not even that old.

TPBM can't stand backseat drivers!!

 

True

TPBM went on a Mustang cruise today.......and sat in the passenger seat

 

false, although right now, even that sounds good...I need a STANG!
tpbm is sunburned...

 

False, haven't been sunburned for several months.

TPBM is sick to death of politics right now.

 

False. Just sick to death of Democrats.

TPBM will never let Arin in their car now.

 

haha, false, he'll just have to stay fully clothed at all times
tpbm is listening to a god-awful commercial

 

False. 'le Show' podcast. Harry Shearer rules.

TPBM would've probably been just fine with only half this much sugar in their coffee.

 

False. No coffee here, just diet Mountain Dew for breakfast.

TPBM has a lot of work they don't want to do.