False, I never want to be stuck in a traffic jam.

TPBM likes the game cornhole.

 

False - I especially don't like the way it sounds Hello !

TPBM - is thinking about going to see Hellboy II tonight

 

False, already saw it on Sat. Was ok
TPBM is going to see The Dark knight this weekend

 

True - well maybe if my son does not leave town

TPBM - just bought the Bank Job from i-tunes

 

False.

TPBM is entered in their City Championship Golf Tournament this weekend.

 

False - only person I know good enough foe that is my boss's son Mr.Ranger he's a golf pro.

TPBM - just woke up again

 

False. And I decided not to enter tourney as it was 3 days long. 1 away from work and 2 more away from family. Plus its like desert hot around here right now.

TPBM has an upset tummy today.

 

True - only because I have not eatin as yet but thats soon to be rectified.
TPBM - dang near fell off thier chair a street sweeper machine just drove by

 

False. I don't even think we have those anymore. Acutually there is one in the entire town and its always broke down.

TPBM can feel the train go by.

 

False - not that close
TPBM - is listening to XM cinematic on the pc for back ground entertainment, then Siruis when they jump in the car.

 

False. At this moment listening to AM talk radio and in the truck its the same all day.

TPBM has a 4" stack of paperwork on their desk. Time to get to work.

 

True.

TPBM is afraid of Jill's favorite game called cornhole. And wonder if Jill's husband likes to play it too!

 

False, not afraid of it at all! However, you can all get your preverted minds out of the gutter. It is also called baggo. It is similar to horseshoes, but with bean bags and a board.

TPBM is finally able to get on the internet at work.........it's been down ALL day.

 

False, not at work, and never get to go on the internet at work.

TPBM just gave their dog a bath.

 

False, she gets one on the first of the month, every month.

TPBM is counting down the minutes until they can leave work.

 

False, but I usually do.

TPBM hates it when the phone rings, and they get kicked offline.

 

False, never happens to me.

TPBM is finally off of work!!

 

false, I got off a while ago, what a boring *** day!
tpbm is going to watch the all star game

 

False - they are chatting about catching ***** etc on Kamino & Rich on Sirius what a gaser.lmao

TPBM - is going to watch the Bank Job in a little bit.

 

False. Taking 4 of the kids to Wall.e

TPBM is hungry for some buttered popcorn.