My wife was upstairs studying (working on her masters degree) and I fell asleep on the couch under a nice cozy blanket. Apparently I wasn't the only one who thought it was cozy. I woke up to this....

 

Max decided to go hunting in the snow. Caught 2 birds.







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Great looking cat. Looks like the King of the County

 

He's a BAMF, crazy feline. Loves to hunt outside and kill anything that moves, but also loves to be inside and affectionate to everyone that lives here. Hes a really weird cat, loves the outside but loves being petted inside as well, has his special beds and places where he likes to sleep in the house. ****er loves to get into a closet in the house, open the door, get in there and sleep for hours with nobody knowing where he is, lol.

 

We had a cat just like him. His name was King. Max looks cool hunting.

 

''Hes a great cat, but really weird. He hunts nonstop when hes outside. Has the longest legs you've ever seen on a cat, especially his hind legs, and loves water. He loves to get in the sink when its running and drink from the tap, will stand there while it runs down over his head and lap up the water coming out. Will even get in the shower with you if you and stand there in the water if you don't shut the door, crazy ****er.

 

That is awesome

 

He wont even drink water out of a bowl, when he wants water he jumps up into a sink and meows and waits for someone to turn the water on so he can lap it straight out of a faucet, lol. He doesn't care how it runs, he will stick his head under the stream and lap it up as it runs over his head between his ears and down his face, lol. Hes a crazy ****ing cat.

 

That's not crazy, that's personality.

 

I've officially got the worst cat ever. Last night I had the door open so he could sit there and watch it rain (he loves that). So he started going in and out for a little while and I finally closed the door when he stayed gone for a bit.

Opened the door later to see if he was ready to come in and soon as I opened it, he came through wide open.

With a mouse in his mouth!

Ran into the kitchen and dropped it and started playing with it like they do. Before I could figure out what the hell to do, it took off and ran under the oven. He went ape**** trying to get under there but it was gone somewhere.

Now, thanks to the cat, I've got a ****ing mouse in the house. Isn't it supposed to work the other way around? The cat keeps them out of the house?

 

Sandy did that to me once but it was in my bedroom. My dad killed it with a broom and stained the carpet and several of my boxed hot wheels with mouse blood. She's not allowed to hunt for mice anymore much to her disappointment.

 

What the little **** did was caught a mouse outside and wanted to play with it. But it was raining, so the bastard thought "hmm, its dry in there, I'll take it in to play". *** hole.

 

Sandy turned 11 today. It's her golden birthday.

 

Happy Birthday!
Nathan's cat.

 

My cat killed a cardinal today


Not a bishop but the bird


Red feathers all over my back porch


Seems kind of sad such pretty birds

 

God will make more! :-)

 

 

My buddy Tom-Tom!