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Old 8/12/05, 07:15 AM
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Late one night after a huge party, a guy is showing
his mates around his brand-new apartment. The last
stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next
to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" his friends ask.

"It's not a gong," the guy replies. "It's a talking
clock."

"How does it work?"

The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong a
floor-shaking pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, from the other side of the wall, a voice
screams, "For cryin' out loud, you jerk! It's 3:30 in
the bloody morning!"
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