Perved out.....
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Originally posted by mustangfun101@June 26, 2005, 9:21 AM
Don't worry, I'll retire to Texas, one less for you to worry about.
Sounds like a great area you live in April. Is there any way to fence in the hillbilly section or do they populate all areas??
Don't worry, I'll retire to Texas, one less for you to worry about.
Sounds like a great area you live in April. Is there any way to fence in the hillbilly section or do they populate all areas??
Us Civilized bammy folk live in Shelby and Jefferson or St Clair County......
We know not to venture into Bibb, Perry and Chilton County.........That's where the redneck nests are.......Avoid at all costs a 53,7 or 14 tag...
The civilized folk have 1, 58 and 59 on our tags.
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True story:
I moved to Perry County for 20 months once, lured by their cheap land and cheap mansions..........
A hillbilly ventures out of the woods when my hubby and me and parents are clearing trees(we bought a neglected 40 acre parcel) He wants the wood Daddy is cutting.....
I was talking to my Dad........
Hillbilly approaches my Dad:
Your Daughter suuuuuuuure got a purty voice........(que redneck voice)
I moved to Perry County for 20 months once, lured by their cheap land and cheap mansions..........
A hillbilly ventures out of the woods when my hubby and me and parents are clearing trees(we bought a neglected 40 acre parcel) He wants the wood Daddy is cutting.....
I was talking to my Dad........
Hillbilly approaches my Dad:
Your Daughter suuuuuuuure got a purty voice........(que redneck voice)
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At the time we still had the bronco.....
We used to go out on the logging roads and tear around in the mud, we had a redneck moment or 3.
Hillbilly lived off down a logging road.........Old trailer with a tarp on the roof.....Hundreds of wrecked cars in the yard...
AND this I kid you not!!!!!!!
HE LIVED WITH HIS SISTER AND THEIR BABY (yes their) in that trailer..
Another true story, there were another pocket of hillbillies down same logging road. Lived in an old log shack with a cow tied in the yard.
Older son- child molesting pervert........He knocked up his 14 year old girlfriend(he was 22) and they got married. I found it repulsive...The hillbillies thougt it was great. Did I mention they were cousins?
Younger son was 16. He took a liking to my daughter who was 9 at the time. He used to hide in the woods and watch her like some creepy pervert.
We caught him one time. We had a HUGE black lab named Duke at the time, who was very protective of my kids....Hubby comes out on our porch shotgun in hand, I come out holding my snarling dog by the collar, We never saw the kid around our house again.
I hightailed it out of there and moved back to good ole Shelby County, and I will never leave again!!
We used to go out on the logging roads and tear around in the mud, we had a redneck moment or 3.
Hillbilly lived off down a logging road.........Old trailer with a tarp on the roof.....Hundreds of wrecked cars in the yard...
AND this I kid you not!!!!!!!
HE LIVED WITH HIS SISTER AND THEIR BABY (yes their) in that trailer..
Another true story, there were another pocket of hillbillies down same logging road. Lived in an old log shack with a cow tied in the yard.
Older son- child molesting pervert........He knocked up his 14 year old girlfriend(he was 22) and they got married. I found it repulsive...The hillbillies thougt it was great. Did I mention they were cousins?
Younger son was 16. He took a liking to my daughter who was 9 at the time. He used to hide in the woods and watch her like some creepy pervert.
We caught him one time. We had a HUGE black lab named Duke at the time, who was very protective of my kids....Hubby comes out on our porch shotgun in hand, I come out holding my snarling dog by the collar, We never saw the kid around our house again.
I hightailed it out of there and moved back to good ole Shelby County, and I will never leave again!!
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Originally posted by mustangfun101@June 26, 2005, 9:55 AM
Crazy stuff. I'm going to research for a long time to decide where my retirement place will be.
Crazy stuff. I'm going to research for a long time to decide where my retirement place will be.
Ps- being an Aegis Tech(uss ramage) in the navy translates into roughly a TV repairman in the real world....Needless he did jack with his 2 years of training.
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Originally posted by Fordracing200@June 26, 2005, 6:20 PM
Hmmmm
Does he know how to make my VCR clock stop blinking?
Hmmmm
Does he know how to make my VCR clock stop blinking?
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I get the startled daily by stupid 18 wheelers honking their horn at me when I'm in Sunny with the top down on interstate. AND yes lots of redneck pervs in my neck of the wood too that yell some lovely *sarcastic mode off* comments.
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Originally posted by chers2031@June 30, 2005, 8:23 AM
I get the startled daily by stupid 18 wheelers honking their horn at me when I'm in Sunny with the top down on interstate. AND yes lots of redneck pervs in my neck of the wood too that yell some lovely *sarcastic mode off* comments.
I get the startled daily by stupid 18 wheelers honking their horn at me when I'm in Sunny with the top down on interstate. AND yes lots of redneck pervs in my neck of the wood too that yell some lovely *sarcastic mode off* comments.
We have those nasty redneck pervs on the road too....Favorite thing to yell:
HEY BABY(redneck accent on)
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