Spiderman 2

"I crap bigger than you!"

 

City Slickers.

Guy1o I look like a b!tch to you?
Guy2:What?
Guy1o I look like a b!tch to you?
Guy2:No.
Guy1:Well then why are you trying to f me like one?

 

ok you finally got it

 

fixed it.

 

ok for some reason this sounds familiar and I know its been used a couple times in other things other than movies but I am trying to figure out if these exact lines are from a movie or if the reason they sound familiar is because you misquoted Pulp Fiction?

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more god**** time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a *****?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a *****, Brett?

 

My bad. It's Pulp Fiction here's the actual qoute.

Jules: Does he look like a *****?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a *****, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

 

ok so that makes it my turn then

"Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying."

 

not sure on the title, but it seems whoever said that quote was in a catch 22.

 

Yep. That would be Catch-22

How about this?

"You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good."

 

Men In Black


"I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me."
"I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying!"
"And, I hope it feels good."
"You hope what feels good?"
"I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
"Well, this is the last time I rent here!"
"You'll be missed."

 

Clerks

Shut the F*** up Donny

 

The Big Lebowski

Keep them going.

"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P. "

 

wow cant believe no one has got this one yet

Good Morning, Vietnam

"Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig."

 

I was surprised too. Glad you got that one.



Deliverance

"We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not going to lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option. ! "

 

Apollo 13???????????????

 

You got it!!!

I'll post another one for ya.

"Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's @ss the first day, or become someone's b**ch."

 

lol Office Space

"You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid! "

 

The Dirty Dozen!

"I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you done to Ned. "

 

Unforgiven

" 'Money is the world's curse.'

'May the Lord smite me with it! And may I never recover!' "

 

Fiddler on the roof

God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ***. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray. Amen