Pure Country!

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands. A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke! In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel. To kill! Period!!!"

 

Rambo

"42 Wallaby Way, Sidney" for those of you with kids

 

dont have kids but

Finding Nemo

"Does the noise in my head bother you?"

 

Ahh! I saw that movie a few days ago. A classic comedy you just can't get enough of.

The Gods Must Be Crazy.

"We'd better get back, because it'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly."

 

Aliens

You're probably one of them knee-jerk liberals that thinks us gun boys would shoot our guns because it's an extension of our penises

 

Death Wish

Now, exactly how many cattle are required for a stampede, Earl? Is it three or more? Is there a minimum to 'pede?

 

Tremors!

Person1: "Nice Beaver!"
Person2: "Why thank you... I just had it stuffed."
Person1: "Here.. let me help you with that."

 

Naked Gun from the files of Police Squad.


It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.

 

Blues Brothers

"Please pass the salt.

And what do we say?

NOW."

 

The addams Family

Psst! Hey, c'mere. Now this is serious. What ya say, you and me, go someplace where we wont bump into each other again?

 

Addams Family

"Now I don't want an elephant at all. I want a gorilla named Davy for beating up the skateboard kids who pull on my underwear. And he can take his orders from the talking walnut, so it won't be my bad thing. "

 

Day late and a dollar short there paul.
Yours is Bad Santa.

I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.

 

Cant buy me love

"option 1 you talk we listen... no pain. Option 2 you dont talk, I pull your thumbs off with a pair of pliers... it will hurt. Option 3, you dont talk... I like to vary the details a little bit, but in the end... you die.

 

Mr. And Mrs. Smith

"Remember my dear, I can smell a lie like a fart in a car"

 

pump up the volume
(love that movie)


They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.

 

Almost Famous

"Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them."

 

Almost Famous

 

Tin Cup!

"Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough."

 

The second Austin Powers movie

A.J.: Joe, I need to ask your advice. Now I know you know a lot about love and women and all that sort of thing...
Joe: Oh yeah, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint. Does this qualify me?
A.J.: Oh yeah, definitely.

 

Empire Records

"I think we just picked up Dracula."