The Road Warrior

"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

 

Dumb and Dumber

"Just like a Wop to bring a knife to a gunfight."

 

Untouchables.

"Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?"

"Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot."

 

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

"If I let you change me, will that do it? If I do what you tell me, will you love me?

Yes. Yes.

All right. All right then, I'll do it. I don't care anymore about me."

 

What is Vertigo?


"There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth."

 

I just watched that.
Smoky and the bandit

If you're from California, you're not a Yankee. You're not really anything

 

Lol Ive always loved this line

Smokey and the Bandit

Lol I was a bit slow on that one, oh well urs is Days of Thunder

"I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself slightly killed."

 

North By Northwest.

Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK, I don't mind. I don't mind. Well I mind! I mind big time? And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ.

 

Waynes World

"These guys are about as much fun as a tax audit."

 

The Abyss

"Deliver me from LL Bean" same movie as "Attention K-Mart Shoppers!"

 

BeetleJuice

but the "attention K-mart shoppers" has been used in several movies though: off the top of my head: Troop Beverly Hills, Six Days Seven Nights, and Masterminds

"Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the *****."

 

Man! Thats a long one, but I got it! Donnie Darko!

"We got a bleeder! "

 

Something About Mary

"A child with a stick of chewing gum has just rendered your hundred million dollars of hardware useless."

 

D.A.R.Y.L.

"Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you."

 

Be Cool

"Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get in your car and let you put your finger inside me. Then if I go down on you I get a movie part."

 

Team America World Police - Amerikuhh **** Yeah!!

"WNBC" pronounced W ennnnn BC!

 

Howard Stern Private Parts

"Warning. A$$holes are closer than they appear."

 

Ace Ventura Pet Detective

Jerry... Jerry, its a bakesale! An actual bakesale! It's like some heavenly diorama at the Smithsonian in the Hall of Homemakers.

 

The Stepford Wives

"Murder is a tool!"

 

Action Jackson.

The funny thing about that little white speck on the top of chicken ****. That little white speck is chicken **** too.