Sideways

"Sir, the truth is, I talk to God all the time, and, no offense, but he never mentioned you."

 

Sideways

I know you would, and that's really thoughtful, but I don't think it would help my case in court if I had him attacked.

 

Too Late.

Lady Hawke

I know you would, and that's really thoughtful, but I don't think it would help my case in court if I had him attacked.

 

Striptease

"No no no no, you see it's a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die."

 

The Quick and the Dead


I'm gonna barbeque your *** in molasses.

 

Smokey and the Bandit

Person #1: When I was overseas during the war, Your Honor, I learned a French word I'm afraid that might be slightly suggestive.

Person #2: Most French words are.

 

Anatomy of a Murder

Hey Pop, the time you hit Hazen in the mouth, was it worth 30 years?

 

The Longest Yard (the original)

"If a technological feat is possible, man will do it. Almost as if it's wired into the core of our being."

 

Ghost in the Shell!

Person1: "What the Hell are you doing?"
Person2: "I'm slashing my wrists."
Person1: "With an electric razor?"
Person2: "Yeah, I know, I couldn't find any razor blades."

 

Bachelor Party

"Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up"

 

Dark Star!!

Person1: "What are you all, the second team?"
Person2: "We're the first team. "
Person3: "Yeah, and we're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe. "
Person1: "You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - "Look, man, I ain't fallin' for NO BANANA IN MY TAILPIPE!!!" See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long."

 

Beverly Hills Cop

"Stand back! There may be a large rabbit dropping!"

 

Wallace and Grommet and the curse of the were rabbit?

Say it ain't so, Joe. Say it ain't so.

 

Eight Men Out

"I knew a guy who was dyslexic. He was also cross-eyed. So everything came out right"

ok and whoever answers this I would like a bit of info on the movie itself, anything to prove that youve actually seen it, if no one can get it then go ahead and look it up, I just want to see if anyone has actually seen this movie.

 

I'm gonna venture a guess that no one has seen it.....(No I haven't either but got curious, so I am not gonna answer)

 

I searched through my DVD library and couldn't find it so I caved and looked it up. I can definitely say that I never saw it or even heard of it.
WE'll see if anyone else gets it in the next few hours and I'll post my answer.

 

These are getting harder and harder (without looking them up)

 

Ewwwwwww, I just looked this up and read the bio on it... (now I'm gonna have to rent it)

 

Ok. The final answer is Gummo!

This one's not too hard.

"The Beach Boys gonna get you a great @ss whooppin'. Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, BOY! You can do that in China but you can get your @ss killed out here, MAN! "

 

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