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8/18/06 | 05:25 PM

GottaHaveIt

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Label Instructions

Self Explanitary !

In Honour of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed

through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on

consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --

"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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On Sainsbury's peanuts --

"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --

"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking

this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we

could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --

"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

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On a Sears hairdryer --

Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

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On a bag of Fritos --

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)

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On a bar of Dial soap --

"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)

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On some Swanson frozen dinners --

"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)

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On packaging for a Rowenta iron --

"Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)

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On Nytol Sleep Aid --

"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)

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On most brands of Christmas lights --

"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)

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On a Japanese food processor --

"Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --

"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)

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On a child's Superman costume --

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

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On a Swedish chainsaw --

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my Gosh..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread

the stupidity to someone you want to bring a smile to

(maybe even chuckle)...

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****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****