I just found out they are releasing a remake of Assualt on Precint 13 next year.
What is up with that???

First off it doesn't need to be remade the first was perfect. Second this proves Carpenter is right and hollywood is out of ideas. THird Ja Rule??????? is mentioned in the trailer and Gabriel Burn isn't...man, that guy is a waste of skin for sure. Forth they changed the story!

I would love mothing more than to shut hollywood completely down.

It's all vid game movies, comic movies, and remakes. Hollywood blows!

I will never ever see this remade hunk of crap in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bang:

 

The movie is great as it is. I don't see how they can make this movie today though. Won't they have cell phones to call out of the prison? Everyone else walking around does!

 

I completely agree Doug, the "Ladykillers" remake was an absolute travesty, leave Eeling comedies alone!!!

I do not see the point in remaking films, I prefer the original oceans 11, ladykillers, red dragon (manhunter), flubber (the absent minded professor).

Aaaarrgh, are there no creative minds left on HollyCrap anymore??

 

There are very few remakes i can tolerate. The one awesome remake that comes to mind is John Carpenter's The Thing

that to me is a remake that outshined the original

but for the most part remakes are just to get your cash

 

Agreed.... Hollywood does stink!

 

They are doing a new version of The Producers since the play was such a hit......

 

if it involves Ja Rule its gotta be bad

 

Anyone want to take bets that a "new" Bullitt will be made?!

I'll start the odds at 4 to 1.

 

Can't forget! Fat Albert is being made into a movie! Not that I think too may people care about Fat Albert but I'm just reinforcing your point. Also Dawn of the Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Masacre, and I heard Dukes of Hazard is going to be made into a movie as well, similar to Starsky and Hutch.

 

im just wondering when they make a lucky charms the movie

 

I see your bet and raise you two......

http://movies.go.com/moviesdynamic/m...ovie?id=660479

 

Better yet:
Take a good look at the upcoming drivel out of boremewood:

Movies.com Upcoming

 

On a better note, THHGTTG is coming out just before SW:E3:ROTS. Hey, that's funny! I just got it. Rots. Nice. Hope it isn't true.