As in vacuum? Or as in a dirty meaning.
Remember, Santa is watching to see who is naughty or nice.

TDS

 

I don't give a **** about Santa wondering if I am being nice.


SuckNot good. Bad.

The early Jazz musicians would say that a guy could really "Blow" if he had a good sound when playing the horn. If he couldn't play very well then they would say that he was "Sucking" on that horn. That's where the term "Suck" as being something bad came from.
He plays that horn so poorly that he must be sucking on it.

He doesn't blow, he sucks.

 

Just like Ralph

 

Hmmm who is nice and dry in her nice little garage? And who is sitting out in the rain?

 

Well as a band student I can say that April's right I sometimes hear my band director say, "stop sucking on that horn and blow!"

 

April,

I think you have an admirer in "69 Mach 1, he seems to be taking your side quite a bit lately.

He does know that you are married, with 2 children?

Later,

TDS

Ralph is COOL!

 

Ralph outside, Eleanor inside, unless phoneguy is mean and leaves poor Eleanor outside in the rain

 

Okay, then Ralph is cool and Eleanor sucks. Are you happy.
sheesh im only 14.

 

Hmm and does he know I have a kid his age? And am old enough to be his mama and I am the wife of a jealous man?

 

Oh sheesh this is getting on the wrong foot.

Hey TDS, You need to see Arin for psychiatry therapy you're becoming

 

Its ok man, just jestering.
However, April's husband does have a jealous streak in him.
I think he castrated the last guy who "hit" on her.

TDS

 

He's not alone. There are places in the US I am no longer allowed for other peoples safety

My fun fact for the day: This Monday sucked.
Why does no one in Birmingham want a nice cushy telecom job? And why does everyone in NJ and NY want 200K a year? At least the folk in Chicago are reasonable.

 

It's okay just don't be perverted again
going
Here's one. Sprite and Coke don't mix.
Ugh stupid Circle K soda machine

 

Sprite is gross. I am swearing off coke starting Wednesday too.

I don't think we have convenience stores like normal states. We have gas stations. The shell down the road sells coke slurpies, thats as close to 7-11 as we get in this craphole state.

 

This is not a true fact.
I know from personal experience.

My fun fact:
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

 

April,
Did you get registered for the 30th BASH at Barbers?

TDS

 

Nope. Not gonna. BUT will DEFINIELY be there with Brian Thursday night and to head over to Barber MAYBE Friday.

 

lucky While you have awesome shows in ala. not much happens in the Rio Grande Valley

 

April, check your PM box.

TDS

 

yea nothing in there but some teases to and from Phoneguy.