Calling police
2/25/05, 11:29 AM
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"Hello. You have reached the police department's voice mail. Pay close attention as we update choices often as new and unusual circumstances arrive. Please select one of the following options:
- to whine about us not doing anything so solve a problem you have created, press 1
- to inquire as whether someone has to die before we do something about a problem, press 2
- to report an officer for bad manners when in reality the officer is trying to keep your neighborhood safe, press 3
- if you like us to raise your children, press 4
- if you like us to take control of your life due to your chemical dependancy, press 5
- if you like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6
- to provide a list of officers you personally know so we will not take enforcement action against you, press 7
- to sue us or tell us you pay our salary and you'll have our badge or to proclaim our career is over, press 8
- to whine about a ticket and/or complain about the many other uses for police rather than to keep your dumb azz in line, press 9
Please note your call may be monitored to assure proper customer support and remember, we are here to save your butts not kiss them. Thanks for calling your police department and have a nice day."
- to whine about us not doing anything so solve a problem you have created, press 1
- to inquire as whether someone has to die before we do something about a problem, press 2
- to report an officer for bad manners when in reality the officer is trying to keep your neighborhood safe, press 3
- if you like us to raise your children, press 4
- if you like us to take control of your life due to your chemical dependancy, press 5
- if you like us to instantly restore order to a situation that took years to deteriorate, press 6
- to provide a list of officers you personally know so we will not take enforcement action against you, press 7
- to sue us or tell us you pay our salary and you'll have our badge or to proclaim our career is over, press 8
- to whine about a ticket and/or complain about the many other uses for police rather than to keep your dumb azz in line, press 9
Please note your call may be monitored to assure proper customer support and remember, we are here to save your butts not kiss them. Thanks for calling your police department and have a nice day."
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