Blonde Joke
4/15/05, 09:13 AM
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Originally posted by Fordracing200+April 14, 2005, 10:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fordracing200 @ April 14, 2005, 10:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
have any pics of the wife? 
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How do you keep a Blonde busy?
Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to seperate the M's from the W's
Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 14, 2005, 3:18 PM
Yes brunettes are yummy. My wife is a brunette
Maybe I should go
now.
Yes brunettes are yummy. My wife is a brunette
Maybe I should go
now. <!--QuoteBegin-PonyLover@April 14, 2005, 6:23 PM
How do you keep a Blonde busy?
Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to seperate the M's from the W's
What do a blonde and a rooster have in common?
They both say "any **** oughta do"
LMAO
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Nah. I always willing to show off my wife. I'll have to upload some pics when i have a chance if she lets me. You know how fickle women can be, "that picture make me look fat!, it shows my hips too much"
Hear are two words that I have learned are the most important:
"Yes Dear!"
Oh and that blonde out there laughing is GeorgiaPeach01!
4/15/05, 09:14 AM
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Originally posted by Fordracing200+April 14, 2005, 8:00 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Fordracing200 @ April 14, 2005, 8:00 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
have any pics of the wife? [/b]
have any pics of the wife?
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no, i think i have something different in mind for keeping a blonde busy.......
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remember family site
4/15/05, 09:16 AM
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Originally posted by Scothew+April 15, 2005, 11:17 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Scothew @ April 15, 2005, 11:17 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
<!--QuoteBegin-Fordracing200@April 14, 2005, 8:00 PM
no, i think i have something different in mind for keeping a blonde busy.......
Originally posted by Fordracing200@April 14, 2005, 8:00 PM
have any pics of the wife?
have any pics of the wife?
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no, i think i have something different in mind for keeping a blonde busy.......
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It's alright Scott. No harm done. All of my pics of my wife are fully clothed don't worry! I gotta be careful cause she's lurking around here somewhere!
4/15/05, 09:23 AM
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Originally posted by Scothew@April 15, 2005, 11:25 AM
Its cool man, just pointing out that its not usually kosher.
Its cool man, just pointing out that its not usually kosher.
Thanks for the lookout buddy! I appreciate it!
4/15/05, 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 15, 2005, 10:26 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 15, 2005, 10:26 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Scothew@April 15, 2005, 11:25 AM
Its cool man, just pointing out that its not usually kosher.
Its cool man, just pointing out that its not usually kosher.
Thanks for the lookout buddy! I appreciate it!
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Actually, my husband is incorrect...I'm not a brunette, I'm a [COLOR=red]red head! And we all know that red heads have more fun than blondes!
4/15/05, 09:37 AM
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Ooooo picky aren't we? She's closer to a brunette than a red head 
Dark red, brunette what the heck is the difference? 
See what happens to Andy when he gets home:
Dark red, brunette what the heck is the difference? See what happens to Andy when he gets home:
4/15/05, 09:49 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 15, 2005, 10:40 AM
Ooooo picky aren't we? She's closer to a brunette than a red head Dark red, brunette what the heck is the difference?
See what happens to Andy when he gets home:
Ooooo picky aren't we? She's closer to a brunette than a red head
Dark red, brunette what the heck is the difference? See what happens to Andy when he gets home:
It's the weekend...I'm sure I can come up with something!
4/15/05, 09:59 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 15, 2005, 10:56 AM
Whatever you do guys don't get married
Okay now
and on with the blonde jokes!
Whatever you do guys don't get married
Okay now
and on with the blonde jokes!Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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4/15/05, 10:09 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 15, 2005, 9:16 AM
Oh and that blonde out there laughing is GeorgiaPeach01!
Oh and that blonde out there laughing is GeorgiaPeach01!
Haha....That would be correct!! I'm just that cool of a girl!!
Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation
4/15/05, 10:26 AM
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Originally posted by Scothew@April 15, 2005, 12:13 PM
man this thread took a hilarious turn!
man this thread took a hilarious turn!Yeah I thought I would just post a joke and that would be that but this is really turning out to be good!
4/15/05, 11:16 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 15, 2005, 11:29 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 15, 2005, 11:29 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Scothew@April 15, 2005, 12:13 PM
man this thread took a hilarious turn!
man this thread took a hilarious turn!Yeah I thought I would just post a joke and that would be that but this is really turning out to be good!
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Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
4/15/05, 12:24 PM
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Here's to red heads....
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry! She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!" "Shut up," she says, "You're next."
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, now she's angry! She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!" "Shut up," she says, "You're next."