Blonde Joke
4/21/05, 07:18 PM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 21, 2005, 1:38 PM
no. it means they're plain and boring
no. it means they're plain and boring
4/22/05, 06:46 AM
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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde
cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and
his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed
like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff....I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home
with her, so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me
to pull off my shirt...! .so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks
me to pull off my pants....so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and
asks me to pull off my shorts.....so I did. Then she gets on the bed and
looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now, go to town, cowboy'...
....And here I am.
See, Blonde Men do exist....
4/22/05, 08:09 AM
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A group of blondes and a group of brunettes decide to have an ice fishing contest. So out to the frozen lake they go...
After about an hour of watching the brunettes reel in fish after fish, while the blondes have caught nothing...the blondes decide to send someone over to see what the trick is for catching so many fish....
She runs back to the group of blondes yelling...
"A hole..." "We have to dig a hole in the ice!"
After about an hour of watching the brunettes reel in fish after fish, while the blondes have caught nothing...the blondes decide to send someone over to see what the trick is for catching so many fish....
She runs back to the group of blondes yelling...
"A hole..." "We have to dig a hole in the ice!"
4/22/05, 09:08 AM
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Okay, this isn't a blonde joke but here goes:
A man and woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they
decide to go back to the woman's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes
his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands
again.
Watching him, the woman says, "You must be a dentist."
Surprised, the guy responds, "Yes... how did you figure that
out?"
"Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love. Once they're
done, the woman says, "You must be a really good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good
dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
A man and woman meet at a bar. They get along so well that they
decide to go back to the woman's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes
his hands. He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands
again.
Watching him, the woman says, "You must be a dentist."
Surprised, the guy responds, "Yes... how did you figure that
out?"
"Easy," she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love. Once they're
done, the woman says, "You must be a really good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good
dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
4/22/05, 09:10 AM
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
4/22/05, 09:12 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 22, 2005, 9:11 AM
The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good
dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
The guy, now with a boosted ego, says, "Well yes, I am a good
dentist. How did you figure that out?"
"Didn't feel a thing!"
bad news for him!!
4/22/05, 09:21 AM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT@April 22, 2005, 9:21 AM
either that or he just used too much novacaine!
either that or he just used too much novacaine!
G'morning Andy
4/22/05, 03:09 PM
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Another non-blonde joke but what the heck!
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The hiney-hole is usually in charge !!
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen".
"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The hiney-hole is usually in charge !!
4/27/05, 08:22 AM
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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some
cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
She explained she needed to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got really big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and calmly replied, "Well now,
you
didn't tell me you had a prescription."
cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
She explained she needed to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got really big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I
can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll
lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad
things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and calmly replied, "Well now,
you
didn't tell me you had a prescription."
