Blonde Joke
4/12/05, 12:46 PM
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Best Blonde Joke Of The Year So Far
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop
4/12/05, 09:30 PM
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This one is probably old but:
There was a blonde grocery worker who kept staring at something. One of her co-workers passed by and saw her, so he went up to her and asked her, "what are you doing?" The blonde said, "This orange juice says to concentrate"
heard it b4, but its still great
4/13/05, 08:56 AM
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Originally posted by thezeppelin8@April 12, 2005, 11:33 PM
This one is probably old but:
There was a blonde grocery worker who kept staring at something. One of her co-workers passed by and saw her, so he went up to her and asked her, "what are you doing?" The blonde said, "This orange juice says to concentrate"
This one is probably old but:
There was a blonde grocery worker who kept staring at something. One of her co-workers passed by and saw her, so he went up to her and asked her, "what are you doing?" The blonde said, "This orange juice says to concentrate"
I like that one! Here's a short one. What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
An interpreter!
4/14/05, 02:18 PM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 13, 2005, 8:59 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 13, 2005, 8:59 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-thezeppelin8@April 12, 2005, 11:33 PM
This one is probably old but:
There was a blonde grocery worker who kept staring at something. One of her co-workers passed by and saw her, so he went up to her and asked her, "what are you doing?" The blonde said, "This orange juice says to concentrate"
This one is probably old but:
There was a blonde grocery worker who kept staring at something. One of her co-workers passed by and saw her, so he went up to her and asked her, "what are you doing?" The blonde said, "This orange juice says to concentrate"
I like that one! Here's a short one. What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
An interpreter!
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Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
And there's more where that came from!!
4/14/05, 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by PonyLover@April 14, 2005, 5:25 PM
Why was the Blonde fired from the M & M factory?
Because she threw away all the W's
Why was the Blonde fired from the M & M factory?
Because she threw away all the W's
4/14/05, 07:57 PM
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Originally posted by 1999 Black 35th GT+April 14, 2005, 3:18 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(1999 Black 35th GT @ April 14, 2005, 3:18 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Yes brunettes are yummy. My wife is a brunette 
Maybe I should go
now.
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Maybe I should go
now.[/b]
have any pics of the wife?
<!--QuoteBegin-PonyLover@April 14, 2005, 6:23 PM
How do you keep a Blonde busy?
Give her a bag of M & M's and tell her to seperate the M's from the W's
[/quote]
no, i think i have something different in mind for keeping a blonde busy.......
What do a blonde and a rooster have in common?
They both say "any **** oughta do"
LMAO