beat you to it
9/10/05, 07:09 PM
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Arin is running out of stupid poo that he’s done.
"Pete, I need you to be at best buy, at 8:30 tonight, with some cheese whiz and about 300 feet of bungee cord and a bowling ball. The best buy where they used to have a furniture store next door but they left. btw LOTS of cheese whiz. I’ll bring my video camera. Now remember 8:30 sharp oh! and bring a ladder, might need it hey, you know that old saying "when u r in jail a good friend will bail u out... but a REAL friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'man that was $%&#ing awesome!!!'..." guess which one I am. The whole bay area will be worried when we're done erm, I mean "proud". Yeah, they'll be "proud" ok. first we take the ladder and climb up on to the building where there was a furniture store (its only like 10 feet high so it wont be too bad) and then we take the cheese whiz and paint targets, faces obscenities, whatever, and then we go down to the parking lot and make a FAT hiney slingshot with the lampposts and the bungee cords. then we use the cheese whiz again and paint faces of ppl we hate on the bowling ***** and then we hit the targets or at least try too after we go inside and get the bowling ***** and repeat until we either get bored, run out of tape or batteries for the camera (which has been recording this entire time) right before we leave we get back into my mustang and I’ll open the hatch and you'll sit in it and write stuff on the cement as I drive like when I drive u’ll spray it and it'll be a fat line and crap and then we go home and show everyone the video, but! On the drive home we detour and go on a road trip to umm new mexico. But first we pick up some of my friends and then we'll become nomads living in the vast desert of New Mexico and party for the rest of our lives. Whatdya say?"
"Pete, I need you to be at best buy, at 8:30 tonight, with some cheese whiz and about 300 feet of bungee cord and a bowling ball. The best buy where they used to have a furniture store next door but they left. btw LOTS of cheese whiz. I’ll bring my video camera. Now remember 8:30 sharp oh! and bring a ladder, might need it hey, you know that old saying "when u r in jail a good friend will bail u out... but a REAL friend will be in the cell next to you saying 'man that was $%&#ing awesome!!!'..." guess which one I am. The whole bay area will be worried when we're done erm, I mean "proud". Yeah, they'll be "proud" ok. first we take the ladder and climb up on to the building where there was a furniture store (its only like 10 feet high so it wont be too bad) and then we take the cheese whiz and paint targets, faces obscenities, whatever, and then we go down to the parking lot and make a FAT hiney slingshot with the lampposts and the bungee cords. then we use the cheese whiz again and paint faces of ppl we hate on the bowling ***** and then we hit the targets or at least try too after we go inside and get the bowling ***** and repeat until we either get bored, run out of tape or batteries for the camera (which has been recording this entire time) right before we leave we get back into my mustang and I’ll open the hatch and you'll sit in it and write stuff on the cement as I drive like when I drive u’ll spray it and it'll be a fat line and crap and then we go home and show everyone the video, but! On the drive home we detour and go on a road trip to umm new mexico. But first we pick up some of my friends and then we'll become nomads living in the vast desert of New Mexico and party for the rest of our lives. Whatdya say?"
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