10. "How 'bout a car horn that plays 'My Humps'"

9. "Rig GPS screens to display Cinemax after dark"

8. "Switch gas and brake pedals to make driving more exciting"

7. "Zero down! Zero interest! Zero payment until after the bird flu pandemic!"

6. "Cars come with monkey that keeps an eye on your blind spot"

5. "Less rack, more pinion"

4. "Bumpers that make comical 'boing' sound"

3. "Find a way to make objects in mirror appear even closer"

2. "Enhance lovemaking with vibrating backseat"

1. "Fill airbags with delicious butterscotch pudding"

 

I hate that guy.

 

That really wasnt funny. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/headscratch.gif[/img]

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(silverGTvert @ May 4, 2006, 8:06 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
That really wasnt funny. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/headscratch.gif[/img]
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Not even remotely. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif[/img]

 

I didn't find it funny either

 

It was so unfunny I moved the topic

 

That tool has not been funny since the 'Dropping things off a 5 story tower" bits.

 

was that supposed to be funny,, its more like silly and stupid,

 

It's still one hundred times funnier than anything Leno has ever come up with in his entire life. Heck, I'd take Letterman in Cabin Boy over Leno any day. Before you ask, no I didn't like Cabin Boy.

 

Since it was posted here, I was expecting one of the answers to be "stop making everything except Mustangs".

Anyway, not very funny. And I'm a Letterman fan.

 

"Bumpers that make comical 'boing' sound" - That line was kinda funny.

5. "Less rack, more pinion"

Should have read, "More rack (think chest), less opinion (think wife).

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Maverick128 @ May 5, 2006, 8:40 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
It's still one hundred times funnier than anything Leno has ever come up with in his entire life. Heck, I'd take Letterman in Cabin Boy over Leno any day. Before you ask, no I didn't like Cabin Boy.
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+1, and I couldn't car less how many cars Leno owns

 

So sad.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Maverick128 @ May 5, 2006, 7:40 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
It's still one hundred times funnier than anything Leno has ever come up with in his entire life. Heck, I'd take Letterman in Cabin Boy over Leno any day. Before you ask, no I didn't like Cabin Boy.
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agreed... i like letterman, but this was a bit off. I guess you had to watch it to laugh? [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/dunno.gif[/img]

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Tiberius1701 @ May 5, 2006, 6:17 AM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
That tool has not been funny since the 'Dropping things off a 5 story tower" bits.
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That ones a classic. But its only funny cause poos getting broken.

To summarize, Letterman: not funny. (but still better than Leno).

Conan is a different story, that guys hilarious. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/thumb.gif[/img]

 

Letterman was funny 15 years ago. Now he's not. Has become political and most of the time the jokes are just lousy.


Here's the Letterman I enjoyed:

-Under the stairs guy.
-Larry Bud Melman.
-Throwing things off the building and running stuff over with a steamroller.
-viewer mail

and many other skits from the 80's.