No, right hand.

 

oooh my, that's my kinda woman!

I'm going to sell the truck to a guy that has the same thing. His engine is good, but the body is busted. The body on my car is good, but the engine is busted. He's just going to put the engine from his into mine.

 

Don't squeeze it too hard Tom.

BTW You know you'll go blind if you haven't already.

 

Well at least you got it......

 

I must admit I use both hands. I have to!

 

anybody know who that is?

 

Who me? I'm Gary! You know me.

 

i meant the chick in the pic

 

haha...just messin with you.

I think that's Glenn's other wife.

 

good stuff

 

no clue she keeps calling and coming over asking for sexual favors. I guess I'm just good at it

 

one more while I'm here

 

Now that's a looker.... I bet it corners great!

 

wow, morning

 

"I have had so many face lifts, my nipples are on my forehead and I have a goatee..." - Phyllis Diller.

 

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED".

The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside.

The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.

He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!".

Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.

He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.

Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.

When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!"

The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the 'ATR' button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your ***** is under your pillow!"

 

Slow thread day! ...... everybody must have a life today! .... cool .

 

Yo ..

 

5 days this week then off for 16

 

I've got 5 days this week, 2 next week, then off for 12 days.