Midwest TMS'ers General Communication Thread
11/19/08, 03:29 PM
#6423
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Hold on guys, as king of multi-quotes, here we go.......
hahhahaa
+2, ahhhahahhaaahahaa
Thanks, you owe me a new keyboard...... I just spit my beer all over this one.
Don't go tellin' the world or nuthin.....
Nice smilie.... that will actually be you when those daughters of yours start having their boyfriends over to "watch movies"........
Open Brenspeed's second shop, duh....... 
I think you would like that color....... looks like my pee in the morning.
With a stock short block, stock clutch, and 10psi....... and only the 2nd trip to the track, even you gotta admit Darrell that's pretty cool.
hahhahaa
+2, ahhhahahhaaahahaa
<Tom Thanks, you owe me a new keyboard...... I just spit my beer all over this one.
Don't go tellin' the world or nuthin.....
Nice smilie.... that will actually be you when those daughters of yours start having their boyfriends over to "watch movies"........
I think you would like that color....... looks like my pee in the morning.
With a stock short block, stock clutch, and 10psi....... and only the 2nd trip to the track, even you gotta admit Darrell that's pretty cool.
11/19/08, 03:32 PM
#6424
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Hey Im the 77th, lol
10th fastest N/A
This color is hot, I just dont care for the rear end of the redesign
10th fastest N/A
This color is hot, I just dont care for the rear end of the redesign
Last edited by Stoenr; 11/19/08 at 03:35 PM.
11/19/08, 03:35 PM
#6425
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11/19/08, 04:47 PM
#6428
Hell when I look in the Dictionary under " COOL" it says "Tom (noun) whos car has been a featured car in a Magazine and is the 41st Fastest car in the Mustang Forum and makes great Ice Cream"
I'm behind you 101% until you move to Texas.
I'm behind you 101% until you move to Texas.
11/19/08, 05:17 PM
#6429
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11/19/08, 05:29 PM
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I know I am going to pay for this but what the hell.... Going back to the drag race result I am looking at Spyder's non-supercharged auto trans times of 11.893 @ 114.770 and wondering what Tom and Darrell spent all that money on the Saleens for????????? Ohhh...by the way Darrell I don't see you or me on that list. What's up with that guys??
Going back to the drag race result I am looking at Spyder's non-supercharged auto trans times of 11.893 @ 114.770 and wondering what Tom and Darrell spent all that money on the Saleens for????????? Ohhh...by the way Darrell I don't see you or me on that list. What's up with that guys??
11/19/08, 05:48 PM
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11/19/08, 05:59 PM
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I would think removing the rear seat would be over powered by that huffer!!!! Don't get your **** glands inflamed Tom and Darrell I am just poking...
11/20/08, 07:28 AM
#6438
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A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an
elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation
of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place
next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of
his great ambition.
"Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing,
you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower
down on your leg."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"Sure will," replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and
shot the bow tie off the piano player.
"That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?"
"Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where
the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw."
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his
gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
"Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any
more tips?"
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See
that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it."
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease
on the barrel of his gun.
"No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle
and all."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"No," said the old-timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the
piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ***, and it won't hurt as
much."
elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation
of being the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place
next to the old-timer, bought him a drink and told him the story of
his great ambition.
"Do you think you could give me some tips?" he asked.
The old man looked him up and down and said, "Well, for one thing,
you're wearing your gun too high. Tie the holster a little lower
down on your leg."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"Sure will," replied the old-timer.
The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his 44 and
shot the bow tie off the piano player.
"That's terrific!" said the hot shot. "Got any more tips for me?"
"Yep," said the old man. "Cut a notch out of your holster where
the hammer hits it. That'll give you a smoother draw."
The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his
gun in a blur, and then shot a cufflink off the piano player.
"Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any
more tips?"
The old man pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See
that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it."
The young man went over to the can and smeared some of the grease
on the barrel of his gun.
"No," said the old-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle
and all."
"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young man.
"No," said the old-timer, "but when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the
piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ***, and it won't hurt as
much."
11/20/08, 08:43 AM
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Ind. inmates sneak through ceiling to have sex
Thursday, November 20, 2008 BLOOMFIELD, Ind. - Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.
The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels in the Greene County Jail and used the passageway more than a dozen times in September and October, according to court documents.
The men - ages 44, 38 and 17 - and the women - ages 27, 26 and 21 - crawled through the ceiling after midnight, having sexual encounters and drinking homemade alcohol that was found hidden in the male cell block, a police affidavit said.
One male inmate who was not charged said the female inmates would "hang-out, play cards or have sex with some of the male inmates" in their cell block, the affidavit said.
The inmates were able to find a security camera "blind spot" where they could remove ceiling tiles and create a passage between the cell blocks, Sheriff Terry Pierce said Tuesday.
The inmates used a shower drain as a tool to loosen security screws and the ceiling tiles were carefully replaced so they did not appear to be disturbed, Pierce said.
"We could not see it," he said.
The ceiling panels have since been secured, and Pierce said he was seeking funding to improve security at the jail, which was built in 1994 in the city about 25 miles southeast of Bloomington.
Pierce called the inmates' activities "embarrassing" to himself and his staff.
"If your facility has a flaw, if you house prisoners in it, they will show you. They will find it," he said. "We're going to have to find a way to have a better security system."
Prosecutors have filed felony escape charges against the six inmates, who were awaiting trial on a variety of charges. Five of the inmates remain in the Greene County Jail, while one has been transferred to the Monroe County Jail in Bloomington.
Pierce said the investigation is ongoing and other current or former jail inmates may be charged.
Thursday, November 20, 2008 BLOOMFIELD, Ind. - Three male and three female inmates at a southern Indiana jail face charges that they devised a way to sneak between cell blocks to help pass their time behind bars by having sex.
The inmates figured out how to remove metal ceiling panels in the Greene County Jail and used the passageway more than a dozen times in September and October, according to court documents.
The men - ages 44, 38 and 17 - and the women - ages 27, 26 and 21 - crawled through the ceiling after midnight, having sexual encounters and drinking homemade alcohol that was found hidden in the male cell block, a police affidavit said.
One male inmate who was not charged said the female inmates would "hang-out, play cards or have sex with some of the male inmates" in their cell block, the affidavit said.
The inmates were able to find a security camera "blind spot" where they could remove ceiling tiles and create a passage between the cell blocks, Sheriff Terry Pierce said Tuesday.
The inmates used a shower drain as a tool to loosen security screws and the ceiling tiles were carefully replaced so they did not appear to be disturbed, Pierce said.
"We could not see it," he said.
The ceiling panels have since been secured, and Pierce said he was seeking funding to improve security at the jail, which was built in 1994 in the city about 25 miles southeast of Bloomington.
Pierce called the inmates' activities "embarrassing" to himself and his staff.
"If your facility has a flaw, if you house prisoners in it, they will show you. They will find it," he said. "We're going to have to find a way to have a better security system."
Prosecutors have filed felony escape charges against the six inmates, who were awaiting trial on a variety of charges. Five of the inmates remain in the Greene County Jail, while one has been transferred to the Monroe County Jail in Bloomington.
Pierce said the investigation is ongoing and other current or former jail inmates may be charged.