Midwest TMS'ers General Communication Thread
8/27/08, 10:03 AM
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Funny for the day -
The Poodle Story
The Poodle Story
A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took
her faithful pet poodle along for company.
One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long the
poodle discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The poodle thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some
bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious
leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the
leopard. "That was close. That poodle nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the poodle saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at
being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
thinks, "What am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get
close enough to hear the poodle says...
"Where's that **** monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me
another leopard!"
her faithful pet poodle along for company.
One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long the
poodle discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The poodle thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some
bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious
leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the
leopard. "That was close. That poodle nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the poodle saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at
being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
thinks, "What am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get
close enough to hear the poodle says...
"Where's that **** monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me
another leopard!"
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8/27/08, 04:46 PM
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Funny for the day -
The Poodle Story
The Poodle Story
A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took
her faithful pet poodle along for company.
One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long the
poodle discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
The poodle thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some
bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on
the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is
about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious
leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the
leopard. "That was close. That poodle nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.
But the poodle saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and
figured that something must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at
being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine."
Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
thinks, "What am I going to do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his
attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get
close enough to hear the poodle says...
"Where's that **** monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me
another leopard!"
How come the font changed from earlier today...........Is Tom messing with you?
8/27/08, 06:23 PM
#5365
Legacy TMS Member
At one of the Goodyears I work at, just let me know, Ill get you one.
I only get like on email notification a day if Im lucky that the thread has a response, what gives?
All other forums are fine, just here.
Last edited by Stoenr; 8/27/08 at 06:25 PM.
8/27/08, 07:20 PM
#5367
Legacy TMS Member
just got back from lemont cruise night pretty good turn out.
Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:
> My Dear Honey,
> You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year
old secretary a t the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be
home before midnight.' When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on the dining room table:
>
> My Dear Husband,
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also
54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would
like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with
Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is
young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
> As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I
will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
whoa lol
Note Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:
> My Dear Honey,
> You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a
good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year
old secretary a t the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset I shall be
home before midnight.' When the man came home late that night, he found the
following letter on the dining room table:
>
> My Dear Husband,
> I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also
54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would
like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with
Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is
young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old.
> As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you
will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small
difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I
will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
whoa lol
8/27/08, 08:58 PM
#5369
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Im at the Oak Forest store on 159th all day tomorrow 8-5
off Fri
Sat 7-1, then off to meet dly in South Bend, then to Cleveland til Thurs.
8/28/08, 07:19 AM
#5376
Legacy TMS Member
No pm's, just reply to a thread email notification.
Lol, not sure they would know who you are talking about. Just ask for John. I still have mine here that I haven't installed. Ill just sell you that one and reorder another if you do show up.
8/28/08, 02:42 PM
#5379
Legacy TMS Member
Funny story
This guy just left here after I qouted him 125 to replace a brake hose and bleed the system, he said they guy down the street would do it for 100 and left.
Then he pulled out into traffic and nailed a car, rofl
there goes that 25 bucks he was gonna save.
F150 vs neon
This guy just left here after I qouted him 125 to replace a brake hose and bleed the system, he said they guy down the street would do it for 100 and left.
Then he pulled out into traffic and nailed a car, rofl
there goes that 25 bucks he was gonna save.
F150 vs neon
8/28/08, 02:50 PM
#5380
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Thread Starter
Don't worry, we have our ways of finding out the info......
Funny story
This guy just left here after I qouted him 125 to replace a brake hose and bleed the system, he said they guy down the street would do it for 100 and left.
Then he pulled out into traffic and nailed a car, rofl
there goes that 25 bucks he was gonna save.
F150 vs neon
This guy just left here after I qouted him 125 to replace a brake hose and bleed the system, he said they guy down the street would do it for 100 and left.
Then he pulled out into traffic and nailed a car, rofl
there goes that 25 bucks he was gonna save.
F150 vs neon