The bad news... I can't take a shower. The good news.... The wife will give me a sponge bath w/ a happy ending!

 

Thanks for sharing the x-ray, do you have any pap smear photos,

You can still participate in club activities, I'll just come over and get you...how about duct tape and bungee cord you to the hood, may want to wear your scuba mask ?

 

Cute....

 

Jeff, what were the end results of that little parade you lead through the intersection after we left the Rib Crib ?

 

Huh? Parade?

 

I think that Mr. Jeff had a run in with the POPO........

 

He had all the sirens and horns and pretty lights in the parade that he led!

 

Is this code for Jeff getting busted by Johnny Law? Details...

 

Well I guess his foot "slipped" off the clutch and accidentally his right foot "spasmed" and of course he chirped the tires for about 10 seconds. Went thru the intersection a little quick (keep in mind this was in owasso where there are 15 cops for every man woman and child in the town) so of course as luck would have it Johnnie law was right there to witness the whole thing. And yada yada yada Jeff was in trouble.

 

But the lights were so pretty it was like christmas in april. Jeff really knows how to put on a good light and sound show!

 

Jeff did you plea bargin your way out? If not... Your money for the SC just went to your insurance increase. If they nailed you with Reckless driving.... Insurance co's are not too fond of those. BTW- YOu're grounded young man.

Looks like I'm not the only one that had a bad day.

 

Well I'm sure he would take a speeding, reckless driving, aggrivated speed, outraging the public decency, engaging in a speed contest, faulty equipment, DWJ (driving while Jeff), etc etc over a broken leg any day. I still can't believe you broke it that bad falling on the shore. Thats just nuts.

 

WOW! I just noticed that this is a Mustang II... It's really not bad looking. I had 75, and two Cobra II (76 &77) alll smog choked V8s.
Now I really hate them but this one is pretty cool.

 

That one was indeed not bad looking. The tag read LILELNR. It was made to look like the Elanor car from gone in 60 seconds. It was nuts.

 

Yep. Balance is a pain with diving. You're basically lugging 100lbs + around while trying to climb down rocky hill most of the time. Everyone will fall at one time or another. I just fell in the worst way.

The good part... when you're in the water... You're weightless!

 

what did he have for a motor?

 

I think it was a hopped up 302 all chrome and such I really can't remember if it had a blower or anything.

 

Yes sir I did

 

I must have missed the parade he led... I was behind Bob and must have been mesmirized by those wheels... light reflecting off the cornia causing a massive ADD attack which made me not pay attention to the pretty parade led lights and sirens... sorry Jeff

 

Nothing. He never clocked me. Actually, I never broke the speed limit but since it was loud he pulled me over. After he checked my license he asked me if I had been racing since I still had my track number on the car. He then asked me about my mods and if I liked them. He then said he would hate to see such a great car hit by some idiot that left the lane early and for me to be careful. It was great! To top it off, my insurance just renewed so I didn't have the proper insurance slip and he told me to be sure to put the new one in when I got home.