Parking Lot Pests
#61
Originally posted by CelticCub@May 9, 2005, 1:12 PM
I like to park next to four-doors. Their doors are smaller, and are less likely to be swung into yours.
I like to park next to four-doors. Their doors are smaller, and are less likely to be swung into yours.
#62
Originally posted by adrenalin@May 6, 2005, 10:18 PM
Just be glad only 1 person does it. People will be jealous of your car and normally they are the ones that do it. Unfortunately I work with a guy that does that. He parked his clunker next to my car out in the boonies at work. So I asked him why. He said "All you guys think your new cars are just too good to park with the rest of us so I park next to you to say your car is not better than mine". I told him, "I park my car out in the boonies because morons like you open your clunker car doors into other cars because you don't care about your car. I care about my car and would ring the neck of a donkey donut like you if you ever put a dent in it. Come to think of it, you are the only donkey donut that parks next to me at work so if something should ever happen to my car while at work it makes it real easy for me to figure out who I'll be waiting for after work."
He gave me an interesting look but needless to say he has never parked next to my car since
By the way, I didn't call him donkey donut. I used a different term that the forum censors will not allow.
Just be glad only 1 person does it. People will be jealous of your car and normally they are the ones that do it. Unfortunately I work with a guy that does that. He parked his clunker next to my car out in the boonies at work. So I asked him why. He said "All you guys think your new cars are just too good to park with the rest of us so I park next to you to say your car is not better than mine". I told him, "I park my car out in the boonies because morons like you open your clunker car doors into other cars because you don't care about your car. I care about my car and would ring the neck of a donkey donut like you if you ever put a dent in it. Come to think of it, you are the only donkey donut that parks next to me at work so if something should ever happen to my car while at work it makes it real easy for me to figure out who I'll be waiting for after work."
He gave me an interesting look but needless to say he has never parked next to my car since
By the way, I didn't call him donkey donut. I used a different term that the forum censors will not allow.
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