an attempt at poetry
1/15/05, 02:09 PM
#1
Mach 1 Member
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Poor little WRX man sitting at a light,
it looked like you were taking your old man out to dinner
You thought you'd give me a fright.
I noticed your father looking at me, he gave me a grin
and I figured it was for the 05 mustang I'm in.
Next thing I know we're off from the light, I'm shifting to second and you're on my right
You look at me and I drop the hammer.
I surely think that you must have stammered.
You were shifting to third by the time I hit the gas.
I smoked you so bad you sure looked like an hiney.
Your father, he was clapping, at me for the win,
he musta been laughing at you later with his big dopey grin.
Don't think you can hang with the big dog around.
Your father shoulda warned ya, "son that's a stang, don't fool around."
I don't normally condone street racing, but this fool needed the beatdown
it looked like you were taking your old man out to dinner
You thought you'd give me a fright.
I noticed your father looking at me, he gave me a grin
and I figured it was for the 05 mustang I'm in.
Next thing I know we're off from the light, I'm shifting to second and you're on my right
You look at me and I drop the hammer.
I surely think that you must have stammered.
You were shifting to third by the time I hit the gas.
I smoked you so bad you sure looked like an hiney.
Your father, he was clapping, at me for the win,
he musta been laughing at you later with his big dopey grin.
Don't think you can hang with the big dog around.
Your father shoulda warned ya, "son that's a stang, don't fool around."
I don't normally condone street racing, but this fool needed the beatdown
1/15/05, 02:21 PM
#3
Dethroned Nascar Guru
I was with you until this line below.
It just doesn't flow for me.
How about
Just kidding. Those darn language filters!
You were shifting to third by the time I hit the gas.
I smoked you so bad you sure looked like a hiney
I smoked you so bad you sure looked like a hiney
It just doesn't flow for me.
How about
You were shifting to third by the time I hit ninety.
I smoked you so bad you sure looked like an hiney
I smoked you so bad you sure looked like an hiney
Just kidding. Those darn language filters!
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