Poor little WRX man sitting at a light,
it looked like you were taking your old man out to dinner
You thought you'd give me a fright.
I noticed your father looking at me, he gave me a grin
and I figured it was for the 05 mustang I'm in.
Next thing I know we're off from the light, I'm shifting to second and you're on my right
You look at me and I drop the hammer.
I surely think that you must have stammered.
You were shifting to third by the time I hit the gas.
I smoked you so bad you sure looked like an hiney.
Your father, he was clapping, at me for the win,
he musta been laughing at you later with his big dopey grin.
Don't think you can hang with the big dog around.
Your father shoulda warned ya, "son that's a stang, don't fool around."


I don't normally condone street racing, but this fool needed the beatdown

 

Easy, those WRX's are no joke. Congrats on the kill.

 

I was with you until this line below.


It just doesn't flow for me.

How about








Just kidding. Those darn language filters!

 

lol I didn't try to make it sound like the night before Christmas... honest lol but seriously read it to that rhythm.

 

thats funny cause my brothers sti already smoked 3 05 gt's... I cant wait to get mine and mod it and show him whats up though