By the name of Al

 

Always thinking baby.

 

Ah I didn't think about that

That's why guys always open the door for me! All this time I just thought they were being nice

 

Damm I gotta quit giving up secrets here. Sorry guys. My bad.

 

Ummmm wonder what other secrets I can get outta you

 

A trouser snake.

 

scott !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....

 

 

Come find out.

 

Cool it.

 

 

I open the door for everyone, especially women. I'm an old school Southern gentleman.

 

Yup

Fat, old, ugly, hot, black, white, brown, male, or female everybody gets an opened door.

 

I open doors for people too doesn't matter what you look like that's how I was raised... I slammed a door on a girl before because she acted like it was my job to hold the door for her.. She didn't say thanks so before she was out of the way I hit her with and she "gos wtf?!" I go "WELL ***** YOU SHOULD SAY THANKS" she gos "OH, thank you" ... Some people

 

Nice one.

 

Same here, just the way I was raised. Is it really going to make a difference in my life if I take 20 extra seconds to hold the door open for a family that is coming in together? I like to think that they are Yankees just passing through, and that they'll remember that Southern hospitality and go home and tell other folks that we're not all the toothless, ignorant, poor, racist, sister banging morons that many of them think we are.

 

What's interesting is the amount of times people hold a door open for me. i've noticed it more lately. Perhaps I'm less menacing or maybe I'm old now I don't know.

But you add a wife and 6 kids to the mix and everyone holds a door open for you.

 

You forgot midgets.

I am the same though, heck even the doormat for some apperently.

 

i also drag my knuckles when i walk and have tobaco spit running down my chin .

 

I love how you guys think only people in the south hold doors for people.