FTW!

 

Guess Lee won't be getting caner! Me either for that matter!!!

 

Not a bad article but you Alabamanites still stink!

 

The word you are grasping for is "Alabamians."
And that smell is the crawdads boiling.
Suck the heads and eat the tails, y'all!

 

 

Are you sure it is not "Alabamholes"? (Jking)

 

Firstly, good write up, it's very much true on most counts. The team colors but made me laugh. The running joke is, when you're are born in AL, the birth cert has three fields. A: religion B: Alabama or auburn C: republican or republican. A and B are sometimes answered in reverse.

Secondly, why are you reading a paper from AL?

 

Somebody has to, nobody down there can.

 

Lol

 

Cute!!

 

 

Says the self-professed "hillbilly" with illiterate signature.

 

After being on a construction site for the new stadium the past two days, I'd nearly agree with that. Some of the guys working out there are a short step above chimp status.

 

Don't be jealous

This is true but one thing left out...if you aren't born here and move here, you MUST choose a team(Auburn or Alabama) to support otherwise you are deported on the spot.

...and we want to keep that stereotype alive....keeps out the californians

This is true, there are some sure enough mouth breathers running around on construction sites.

 

This was funny.

 

 

No kidding. It's what I imagine prison to be like. There was a crew of electricians working outside of the com room I was in... The cursing, the arguing, the egos, the talk of drug and alcohol use, the stench... I was just waiting for for someone to get shanked.
And the looks on thier faces when security came in to secure the room I put stuff in after...... It was like a exterminator walked into a room full of roaches.
Oh I didn't mention the undeniable smell of freshly smoked pot.

 

 

 

This kid is practicing for F&F4