Nice go HOSS

 

just got ripped off .. she said " if you want sex ... it`s extra .. why the heck did i give you 150 bucks then ..

 

now you know

 

then what do you get for 150 bucks, a smile?
(Actually, you probably cannot tell us)

 

Hey it's cheaper than what I'm payin!

 

Lmao cause wife's are more $$$$$

 

If you divide the amount spent by the amount of sex I'm paying well over $2k a pop

 

this is true .. i had one once ..

 

And as you get older and earn more money, the frequency decreases so then you are really paying out the A$$ per pop!!

at least self service is still free

 

yeah ... just practiced it

 

That's why you just keep trading them in on a newer model.

 

I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that, and been just fine.

 

you`re welcome

 

 

Yeah, but just like cars, you take a big loss on each trade-in. Unless you get an older model with a lot of miles her it and a "loose rear-end"

 

Exactly like the one I had!

 

plus with the older models, there's no break-in time. They already know what they're doing.

 

One would hope so. A lot of times they are on the market because they are junk.

Oh crap. Too many martoonis.

 

Nice!! I really like it. You got rid of it?

 

Yeah, had to. I got layed off a year after I got it. I had done a lease then planned to buy at the end so my payments would be cheaper. That worked out great since at the end of the lease I still didn't have a job so I was able to let it go. I track it's whereabouts once in a while and it's for sale again at a Chevy dealer in Connecticut.

If all goes well in the next month or so i'll be ordering it's replacement in the spring.