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I finally got his *** out of the house lol
4/14/12, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Boss 1409
I would always drive too, LOL. Can't wait to pick up my baby next weekend!
Originally Posted by AlsCobra
Where did you leave the rest of him?
4/14/12, 12:36 PM
#6409
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Had to replace the front tires on the '08 cause she took a big chunk out of one. And there is a scrape on the rear bumper! She has driven the Boss about 6 miles and that will probably be all she ever drives it.
4/14/12, 12:39 PM
#6410
A Man Just Needs Some....
Originally Posted by Boss 1409
Had to replace the front tires on the '08 cause she took a big chunk out of one. And there is a scrape on the rear bumper! She has driven the Boss about 6 miles and that will probably be all she ever drives it.
4/14/12, 12:39 PM
#6411
Originally Posted by NinjaSteffers
I love driving because I do it better lol but whatever if he messes something up he pays for it.
Hahaha in the woods
4/14/12, 12:47 PM
#6412
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Always made me nervous when she drove the '05 too. That thing could get out of control if you got on it and it was wet or a little dirty on the road, plus it was pretty low. Stopped caring too much about her car a while ago, lol!
4/14/12, 01:03 PM
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Something about a man and his machine that no woman shall come betwixt.
4/14/12, 02:03 PM
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The night was young, the moon was high,
We were alone just she and I.
Her hair was smooth, her eyes bright blue,
I knew just what she wanted me to do.
Her skin was soft, her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I don't know how but I tried my best,
As I put my hand on her tender breast.
I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart,
And slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame,
I watched in awe as the white stuff came.
At last it's finished, it's all over now.
My first time ever...Milking a cow!
We were alone just she and I.
Her hair was smooth, her eyes bright blue,
I knew just what she wanted me to do.
Her skin was soft, her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers down her spine.
I don't know how but I tried my best,
As I put my hand on her tender breast.
I remembered my fear, my fast beating heart,
And slowly she spread her legs apart.
And when I did it I felt no shame,
I watched in awe as the white stuff came.
At last it's finished, it's all over now.
My first time ever...Milking a cow!
