The neighbors. Lol

 

Well. They do look alot like me. Funny thing is they don't look much like her.

We were getting the security system installed a couple of houses ago and she answered the door and the guy, whom I know, asked my wife if Mrs. Gary was home. She was so pissed. He thought she was the nanny. Lol

I still tease her about it. Maybe that's why I don't get any?

I could use a nanny about now...

 

Hahaha you don't get any because nines months later she popping out a kid. LOL

 

Ouch. Lmao.

 

That's been taken care of. I have served my purpose. Now I'm being put out to pasture.

 

We have a house cleaner. But she's unfortunately NOT HOT.

 

Oh No!!! Don't tell me you've been cut.

 

I have the biggest, fattest, ugliest secretary I could find. She's very nice and does her job. And I would rather **** a stapler than go near her.

 

SHE must have hired her, right? lol

 

Noooooooooo!!!!

Not me! My next wife might want kids!

 

Hopefully said secretary doesnt keep up with this forum

 

You trying to field a football team?

 

Hopefully. But I'm pretty sure the wife does.

That's why I leave these precious nuggets for her to find.

 

Powder puff.

 

Of course. I would have hired a chef/F'buddy. Let the wife do the floors.

 

I'm sure the youngest would disagree if he could. Or not. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

Every word of that just screams "I love my wife"!!! LOL

 

It's called tough love. No pain, no gain. Lol

 

So this is what guys REALLY think about being married!

 

Y E S
Anybody saying anything different is trying to sell you something.
Or just hasn't hit it yet.