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From: State of Jefferson Mountains USA
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From: Rockaway, NJ
Man with 100-pound ******* in California for crowd-funded surgery
A Michigan man with a 100-pound ******* reportedly underwent surgery in California to remove the mass Thursday.
Dan Maurer, 39, of Burlington had been struggling with scrotal lymphedema for five years. The rare condition causes the ******* to grow abnormally large due to what doctors believe are blocked vessels in the lymphatic system that fail to drain fluid from the area.
Maurer said his ******* has grown to a size that makes it impossible for him to work or to walk more than 40 feet at a time without constant pain. He had nearly given up hope that any doctor would be able to help him until last year, when he met with Dr. Joel Gelman of the Center for Reconstructive Urology at the University of California, Irvine.
Maurer got national attention for his condition in July when he launched a GoFundMe.com campaign to raise money for his procedure. On Thursday, he posted this update on his page:
“My Surgery is in 2 hours. So this might be my last post. I love you all and I can not [sic] thank you enough for your support in all of this. My wife is everything to me and to get a second chance to give her then man she deserves means a lot to me. I will post as soon as I can if and when I wake up.”
“With any surgery, there’s a chance of something going wrong. So, there is fear. Then, there’s the excitement of changing my life forever,” Maurer told WZZM 13 News before the procedure.
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From: South Carolina
Man with 100-pound ******* in California for crowd-funded surgery A Michigan man with a 100-pound ******* reportedly underwent surgery in California to remove the mass Thursday. Dan Maurer, 39, of Burlington had been struggling with scrotal lymphedema for five years. The rare condition causes the ******* to grow abnormally large due to what doctors believe are blocked vessels in the lymphatic system that fail to drain fluid from the area. Maurer said his ******* has grown to a size that makes it impossible for him to work or to walk more than 40 feet at a time without constant pain. He had nearly given up hope that any doctor would be able to help him until last year, when he met with Dr. Joel Gelman of the Center for Reconstructive Urology at the University of California, Irvine. Maurer got national attention for his condition in July when he launched a GoFundMe.com campaign to raise money for his procedure. On Thursday, he posted this update on his page: “My Surgery is in 2 hours. So this might be my last post. I love you all and I can not [sic] thank you enough for your support in all of this. My wife is everything to me and to get a second chance to give her then man she deserves means a lot to me. I will post as soon as I can if and when I wake up.” “With any surgery, there’s a chance of something going wrong. So, there is fear. Then, there’s the excitement of changing my life forever,” Maurer told WZZM 13 News before the procedure.
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I ♥ Sausage
I ♥ Sausage
Joined: April 4, 2007
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From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
Like Father...
I ♥ Sausage
I ♥ Sausage
Joined: April 4, 2007
Posts: 20,164
Likes: 643
From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
I do have to have milk with them, can hardly eat them alone. Need a cup of ice cold milk, dunk it halfway in long enough that it softens a little, then bite that half off. Then eat the other half still hard.
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I like the cookie too, but it has to be in the right ratio with the filling in each bite. Back in our day when we were kids it was about right, but they got stingy with the filling in the regular one, hence the double stuff came out and offset it back to the range where it used to be. I do have to have milk with them, can hardly eat them alone. Need a cup of ice cold milk, dunk it halfway in long enough that it softens a little, then bite that half off. Then eat the other half still hard.
The ones that come clean I set aside and save for later. I eat the cream side ones first.
The ones that don't pull clean I eat right away.
Then I eat my stuff of cookies with no cream attached.
It's my system and it works for me