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Mustangs Coast to Coast
12/24/12 | 10:03 PM
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A TMS MCTC CHRISTMAS CAROL
(To the tune of “Good King Wenceslas
with apologies to John Mason Neale)
Good King Scothew he looked out
On the forum postings
Making sure that all is well
On the site he’s hosting
David Willie Al and Amie
Posting with abandon
Scott the bear came into sight
Threatening to ban them
Mama Jill was working hard
Preparing for the season
Decorating Christmas tree
A Christmas Story was the reason
Steffers rushed to fill her list
With mods to her Mustang
Starbucks gift cards for her friends
And an Xbox game
Charlie working on his house
And busting all the libtards
Raising horses in the north
Santa bring a clean health card
Gary wants a new Shelby
Added to his stable
Dealer said that he would see
And get it if he’s able
Lee was playing Christmas host
Feeling fine and frisky
Staying up all night to post
And drinking all the whiskey
Nathan baking Christmas treats
Posting pics of Sandy
It’s a mystery what he eats
Surely its not candy
Merry Christmas everyone
Happy New Year also
Hope you got your shopping done
If not it’s too late now
Hope you liked this Christmas song
Though you don’t get a vote
You may see it once again
In a Paul multi-quote
(To the tune of “Good King Wenceslas
with apologies to John Mason Neale)
Good King Scothew he looked out
On the forum postings
Making sure that all is well
On the site he’s hosting
David Willie Al and Amie
Posting with abandon
Scott the bear came into sight
Threatening to ban them
Mama Jill was working hard
Preparing for the season
Decorating Christmas tree
A Christmas Story was the reason
Steffers rushed to fill her list
With mods to her Mustang
Starbucks gift cards for her friends
And an Xbox game
Charlie working on his house
And busting all the libtards
Raising horses in the north
Santa bring a clean health card
Gary wants a new Shelby
Added to his stable
Dealer said that he would see
And get it if he’s able
Lee was playing Christmas host
Feeling fine and frisky
Staying up all night to post
And drinking all the whiskey
Nathan baking Christmas treats
Posting pics of Sandy
It’s a mystery what he eats
Surely its not candy
Merry Christmas everyone
Happy New Year also
Hope you got your shopping done
If not it’s too late now
Hope you liked this Christmas song
Though you don’t get a vote
You may see it once again
In a Paul multi-quote
You never cease to amaze me. I wish I had creativity like that. Merry Christmas Patrick, hope you and the family have a good one. Need more pics of mop top and his little brother opening presents.
12/24/12 | 10:05 PM
Ty Patrick, I needed that
12/24/12 | 10:26 PM
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12/24/12 | 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by cdynaco
Impressions so far:
kind of a strange story for Christmas thus far.
Soap in the mouth - that ain't no good!
The worry is not about shooting your own eye out with a bb gun - its shooting some other kids eye - like that bully.
I remember that terror of 'Dad's coming home and he's gonna find out!'. Talk about a gut check!
And Mom coverin our butts! :angel:
The lesson was do whatever to keep the peace - I can get rid of those white lies at confession next week! lol
kind of a strange story for Christmas thus far.
Soap in the mouth - that ain't no good!
The worry is not about shooting your own eye out with a bb gun - its shooting some other kids eye - like that bully.
I remember that terror of 'Dad's coming home and he's gonna find out!'. Talk about a gut check!
And Mom coverin our butts! :angel:The lesson was do whatever to keep the peace - I can get rid of those white lies at confession next week! lol
Lol
12/24/12 | 10:30 PM
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From: Just outside the middle of nowhere
12/24/12 | 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
Jesus Christ, and she's teaching our children. No wonder the rest of the world is kicking our asses.
That woman thinks I'm so smart she will believe anything I say when it comes to stuff like that.
12/24/12 | 11:05 PM
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From: That town you drive through to get to Myrtle Beach
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... and an a$$hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer"
12/24/12 | 11:16 PM
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From: That town you drive through to get to Myrtle Beach
Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
12/24/12 | 11:22 PM
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Holy crap I'm screwed up. When Santa shows up, its going to be a wild situation. He'll either leave weaving on the sleigh, or shot, depending on how he enters the house.
12/24/12 | 11:38 PM
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So Nate and Jill, are y'all making my sweet potato casserole?
Last edited by Rather B.Blown; 12/24/12 at 11:39 PM.
12/24/12 | 11:48 PM
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So, I guess I'm the only one that is putting presents together, wrapping them, and putting stuff around the tree from "Santa"?
12/24/12 | 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Rather B.Blown
So, I guess I'm the only one that is putting presents together, wrapping them, and putting stuff around the tree from "Santa"?
I just put this together
Now it's time to put stickers on it.
Still got a scooter to put together.
12/25/12 | 12:13 AM
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Nope
I just put this together
Attachment 126604
Now it's time to put stickers on it.
Still got a scooter to put together.
I just put this together
Attachment 126604
Now it's time to put stickers on it.
Still got a scooter to put together.
12/25/12 | 12:31 AM
I made it sunday. Everyone loved it. Nobody even got to have seconds it was gone so fast.
Fun! haha
Fun! haha