View Poll Results: Do you prefer us lobbing Potatoes or Grenades to take care of spammers?
Lob potatoes to just stun them
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Lob grenades and remove them from the TMS pool permanently
9
81.82%
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Mustangs Coast to Coast
1/9/12, 11:27 AM
Calgon Take Me Away!
With the Euro plummeting like a stone, the Ford Motor Corporation has announced that it is to acquire French state-owned Automobiles Renault.
Engineering teams from the two companies have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus”, they have designed the “Clitaurus”. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you simply can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and their curb weight typically increases with age. The manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
Engineering teams from the two companies have already joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault “Clio” and the Ford “Taurus”, they have designed the “Clitaurus”. It comes in pink and the average male car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month and can be a real ***** to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you simply can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and their curb weight typically increases with age. The manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
omg 
one of the best in awhile
1/9/12, 11:48 AM
The Legacy TMS Lady
Working nights I get home and sleep all day with nobody home. Prefer night shift except I don't see the fam.
1/9/12, 11:48 AM
The Legacy TMS Lady
Nice one Amie!
Dear lord.....I hope your next c/t doesn't say Clitaurus, lol!
Dear lord.....I hope your next c/t doesn't say Clitaurus, lol!
1/9/12, 11:54 AM
NTTAWWT
I think I'd really like the night shift, im definitely a night person, but there's no way that'll happen if I get to do what I want to. It'll be more like get up at 330 to get the first flight out of the day to wherever then do my job
1/9/12, 11:58 AM
A Man Just Needs Some....
On nights I'm wide awake all night long. On days, I can't keep my eyes open. If I could get to bed at 7:00 at night maybe but that ain't happening.
1/9/12, 12:02 PM
Calgon Take Me Away!
Haha! Thanks Scott! :P
Thanks Jill! I laughed for a good bit after reading it and had to share with my TMS friends. 
I sure hope the next one doesn't say that either! I need to think more before I post. 
I sure hope the next one doesn't say that either! I need to think more before I post.
1/9/12, 01:00 PM
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1/9/12, 01:25 PM
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49 and sunny here. About to break the record. 
1/9/12, 01:32 PM
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#901 was built today - hard to believe it has been 4 yrs. I still think of it as new. Still smells new.
Glad those Union boys were havin' a good day because it has been a perfect machine!
Glad those Union boys were havin' a good day because it has been a perfect machine!
1/9/12, 01:38 PM
A Man Just Needs Some....
Originally Posted by cdynaco
Yeah they actually put down the joints & beers, stopped surfin' and went to work. With attention to detail to boot! 
Do you think the union built the Boss 302? Or did Jesus deliver them.
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