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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 09:47 AM
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Only if they change your c/t to prison raped by a lotus owner.
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra
Only if they change your c/t to prison raped by a lotus owner.
i just noticed you are in Louisiana Al, tuck in those vagina lips and come up to the track. ECR isn't far form Shreveport/bossier city area. in fact I run some autocrosses in that area too. i think you could do with some character building boss 302 style, bring your lube. I'll spot you half a lap at ECR, i suspect you and your blower will need it.

this reminds me, idk if any of you play rFactor, the PC racing game. i just found not long ago they actually have a ECR track map for download. Not a bad recreation either.

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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 10:00 AM
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That's like 4 hrs from me man. Waiting for Nola Motorsport park to be finished. One raping from a Lotus owner and you are already trying to lube me up? Dang you turn quickly. NTTAWWT.
I'm secure with my manhood and my horsepower. It's not your fault. That Lotus guy is a bad man. He should be on a federal database or something.
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra
That's like 4 hrs from me man. Waiting for Nola Motorsport park to be finished. One raping from a Lotus owner and you are already trying to lube me up? Dang you turn quickly. NTTAWWT.
I'm secure with my manhood and my horsepower. It's not your fault. That Lotus guy is a bad man. He should be on a federal database or something.
car hating douchebag federal watch list, the entire obama administration would be on that...
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ShaneM

car hating douchebag federal watch list, the entire obama administration would be on that...
I was thinking sex offender list. (rapist)
A little fellow boss owner counseling might help you get your manhood back.
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 10:30 AM
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"no yea, I would of totally bought a lotus but in the showroom my ***** woundnt fit in it. Good thing your mom was with me and she said get what you want because you the boss"

and thats how to talk to lotus owners

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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra
I was thinking sex offender list. (rapist)
A little fellow boss owner counseling might help you get your manhood back.
we all know the boss 302 be rapin' biatches on the track, just ask Hitler. Don't get flattered Al.
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 11:01 AM
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Sigh.

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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 11:16 AM
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Rofl! This thread is funny!

I had an incident with an e46 m3. He hovers around me and does a Fly by on me. But just as I looked he's giving me a frantic thumbs down. Wtf? So I catch up and asked him what's up? He blares his music and acts like he can't hear me... 2xwtf!!!? The light turns green and he guns it. I pass him pretty badly and we get caught at a red light again. I commented that his car is pretty quick. Another thumbs down from him 3x WTF!!! Talk about having a complex!

Btw I owned 2Ms and 2 other bmws , and let me tell you this guy doesn't represent the bimmer crowd
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by dean_acheson
Sigh.
lol, why delete the fork in it pic
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 12:18 PM
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Rofl! This thread is funny!

I had an incident with an e46 m3. He hovers around me and does a Fly by on me. But just as I looked he's giving me a frantic thumbs down. Wtf? So I catch up and asked him what's up? He blares his music and acts like he can't hear me... 2xwtf!!!? The light turns green and he guns it. I pass him pretty badly and we get caught at a red light again. I commented that his car is pretty quick. Another thumbs down from him 3x WTF!!! Talk about having a complex!

Btw I owned 2Ms and 2 other bmws , and let me tell you this guy doesn't represent the bimmer crowd
Its when you *don't* give showboats like that the attention they seek, they really get peeved!

I know what you mean about the BMW people - they love their cars! Some people!
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 12:41 PM
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Found a picture of Al's Cobra somewhere racing in the bayou backyard 100. I don't understand why he says he won't race on a road course. After all, how much body work could you do to this thing?

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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 01:28 PM
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Watch out! That thing will take a finger off.
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 02:01 PM
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Not saying the guy dissing the Boss wasn't a d*ck, I wasn't there so I don't know but I'm not surprised that he didn't think the Boss was a track car. Up until recently, I never thought of Mustangs as track cars. Most people still don't unless they really read up all types of cars. I know most people, even quite a few Mustang people have no idea what my car is.

Personally, now that they have Toyota engines and trannys I really like Lotus, the Exige way more than the Elise though. Too bad that there is no way I can fit my tall fat body into one. Also, Al's right, im too cheap (or too poor) to buy one and put it on the track.

I do know quite a few people who buy the best handling most powerful version of whatever vehicle and never take it to any track or even really get on it on the road. I know a guy that bought a ZR1 vette as soon as they came back out. He takes it to Covette meets and cruises. He told me that it is really powerful and on one of the trips he got it up to 125. Is he wasting the potential of the car? Yes. Could he tell a difference performance wise between it and a regular Vette the way he drives? No. Would owning a stock Vette or a 2003 Cobra vert make him as happy as owning the ZR1? No way. Sometimes you want the car based on other things than how fast it will potentially go.
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 02:25 PM
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Oh I like the subtlety of this post ^^^. :Lol: Good job. And yes your car is only as bad as you can prove with it. Unfortunately, not many ZR1 owners will ever push their car much like a majority of Boss owners. If you buy a great car but never experience it's true greatness, is it just a cute car?
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by ShaneM
lol, why delete the fork in it pic
Couldn't get the photo to show up. Who knows.....
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by AlsCobra
If you buy a great car but never experience it's true greatness, is it just a cute car?
So so true!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbeCq-x4XOM
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DFV

LMFAO, you slay me Al, you just slay me with these comments.
Well it does apply to me. LOL.
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Old Jan 9, 2012 | 09:50 PM
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Come on Canadians you have to pay for that socialist government of yours...ah.
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Old Jan 10, 2012 | 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Krnnerdboy
Rofl! This thread is funny!

I had an incident with an e46 m3. He hovers around me and does a Fly by on me. But just as I looked he's giving me a frantic thumbs down. Wtf? So I catch up and asked him what's up? He blares his music and acts like he can't hear me... 2xwtf!!!? The light turns green and he guns it. I pass him pretty badly and we get caught at a red light again. I commented that his car is pretty quick. Another thumbs down from him 3x WTF!!! Talk about having a complex!

Btw I owned 2Ms and 2 other bmws , and let me tell you this guy doesn't represent the bimmer crowd
You are right, this doesn't represent the M crowd. I just sold my e46 m3 to my dad when I got the Boss and the guys on m3forum were very interested in my mustang when I posted about it. I am the second member of there to leave for a mustang and pretty much everone there thought it was a good decision.
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