Ricer Stories
Ok Vent time
At the car wash giving the steed a good washing.... pull forward to the vacumes at the car wash at 81st and memorial...continue to dry the car off. Then I hear what sounds like farts in the distance.... then about 5 fart canned hondas come pulling in.... they see my car so all start revving their peice of crap cars up. I shake my head and continue drying the car off. after washing there toy cars...they of course rev their crap up in the car wash bay..and pull forward all parking next to each other. They turn their stereos up to ungodly levels....bassing obnoxiously. So as I continue with my car, then 4 or 5 more buzz buzz cars show up...one stops rignt behind me and starts to rev is car up to red line..It must have hit the rev limiter 5 times...what a moron...he just stared at me. what a moron. Then for the next 20 min all i heard was random fart cans reving up. As I was leaving they were all blocking my way... 2 moved but a honda Del Sol wouldnt. So I waited patiently... he then looked in his rear view...revs his car ups does the gayest burnout and takes off around the car wash..only to return after I was pulling away. then like in a chorus they all rev their cars up...me...I dont rev I dont take off I just drive normal away shaking my head.
I just dont understand this crowd...what are they thinking..I mean reving up to a guy thats out of his car drying it off or vacuming??
To top it off 2 of them came over when I was detailing the engine bay....this goes to show how much these ricers know about cars.... they ask me if its a V8...Heres your sign! Then they ask me how much hp I have becuase they want to compare to their honda...I tell them 300ish to the rear...one laughs and says dude the 350z Gots like 306hp and says man thats sad. I had to tell him the difference in Rear wheel Hp and flywheel hp...then let him know about Torque...he still didnt follow me. Said what all you got done to it. Told him what i have done...... Standing in front of the engine the retards...(there were 3 of them by this time) asking me if I had a supercharger. I swear to God I gave them the most puzzling look...I thought they were joking...but they really wanted to know and it was a serious question...I couldnt belive it...hell we are standing there looking at the **** engine... no there is no supercharger. Then there was the "I think my friends honda accord over there can take you" all I could do is smile and say "with enough money you can do anything". Whats funny is...as his buddies accord was reving up his car I noticed a crap load of dark smoke comeing from the tailpipe...I guess that 30#s of boost has taken its toll. I hate ricers..they are ignorant and retarted
At the car wash giving the steed a good washing.... pull forward to the vacumes at the car wash at 81st and memorial...continue to dry the car off. Then I hear what sounds like farts in the distance.... then about 5 fart canned hondas come pulling in.... they see my car so all start revving their peice of crap cars up. I shake my head and continue drying the car off. after washing there toy cars...they of course rev their crap up in the car wash bay..and pull forward all parking next to each other. They turn their stereos up to ungodly levels....bassing obnoxiously. So as I continue with my car, then 4 or 5 more buzz buzz cars show up...one stops rignt behind me and starts to rev is car up to red line..It must have hit the rev limiter 5 times...what a moron...he just stared at me. what a moron. Then for the next 20 min all i heard was random fart cans reving up. As I was leaving they were all blocking my way... 2 moved but a honda Del Sol wouldnt. So I waited patiently... he then looked in his rear view...revs his car ups does the gayest burnout and takes off around the car wash..only to return after I was pulling away. then like in a chorus they all rev their cars up...me...I dont rev I dont take off I just drive normal away shaking my head.
I just dont understand this crowd...what are they thinking..I mean reving up to a guy thats out of his car drying it off or vacuming??
To top it off 2 of them came over when I was detailing the engine bay....this goes to show how much these ricers know about cars.... they ask me if its a V8...Heres your sign! Then they ask me how much hp I have becuase they want to compare to their honda...I tell them 300ish to the rear...one laughs and says dude the 350z Gots like 306hp and says man thats sad. I had to tell him the difference in Rear wheel Hp and flywheel hp...then let him know about Torque...he still didnt follow me. Said what all you got done to it. Told him what i have done...... Standing in front of the engine the retards...(there were 3 of them by this time) asking me if I had a supercharger. I swear to God I gave them the most puzzling look...I thought they were joking...but they really wanted to know and it was a serious question...I couldnt belive it...hell we are standing there looking at the **** engine... no there is no supercharger. Then there was the "I think my friends honda accord over there can take you" all I could do is smile and say "with enough money you can do anything". Whats funny is...as his buddies accord was reving up his car I noticed a crap load of dark smoke comeing from the tailpipe...I guess that 30#s of boost has taken its toll. I hate ricers..they are ignorant and retarted
Man everyone is picking on you tonight. The old. The young... It's gotta be the color...
Whatever it is... its retarted... i mean these kids are the future of society and they dont even understand the workings of a motor when they drive those piece of crap 4bangers around and boast about them.
Ludacris I tell you ludacris
Ludacris I tell you ludacris
You mean the rapper?
IH8RICE Should be your vanity tag Jerbear
Lol here is a picture of my friends honda i thought it fit right in with "ricers" 
when i saw that pic i told him he should see the one with the 5.0 mustang doing a wheelie and it says TORQUE no your honda can't do this he just started laughing then got mad =)
I think he should think about removing that QT sticker on the license plate.
oh and jarrod hate to break it to you but rain is in the forecast tomm. that's why i didn't wash the stang today
I mean dont get me wrong when you have dressed up a foreign car with tasteful parts and are respectful to others then I will respect a kid with an eqlipse or honda. just dont go waving your muffler at me and continue to be disrespectful and tell your friends you can take me... then come to find out your pusshing 200hp and 98tq and couldnt run a chevy truck.
AM i wrong or didn't u have a k&n cai before the JLT 2?? cuz im thinkin about gettin the JLT 2 i hate the k&n 
I had the AFE CAI which is basically the same thing...it does nothing for performance I hate to tell you. I put the JLT2 on there with an upgraded tune from bamachips...it woke her up
There is a JLT for sale in the for sale section on TMS
What is he asking for it.
$190+shipping
Is it the JLT2 or is it just the JLT? There is a difference
$190 plus shipping is not a good deal... you can get it brand new for $199
