osudoc21

sounds like you have experience with this!!

DavidM

Shiny turds? G R O S S !!!!!

DavidM

Anyone have any new Ricer stories to report?

bluethunderhorse

I had a litte blue Integra with a chrome coffee can weedeater muffler pull beside me and start revving I was in 3rd gear at 45m.p.h I stomped the loud pedel and pulled him about 4 cars he stayed there until I decided to let off at about 120m.p.h (in a 45 zone) I got on the brakes and he passed then this little bas**** went and told everybody in town he beat me I should have downshifted into 2nd and just embarrassed him

AndrewM

ok sure one day i was mindin my own business goin down the highway with my step dad in his for explorer and all of a suddon i hear this buzzing noise and so i look back and sure enough this fart machine was riding our *&^ and he was flooring it and slowing down and on and on again and finally got next to us and i saw his car omg(honda civic hatch with like 20 dif colors and panels with spinners) and he looks at me so i raised an eyebrow and he downshifted and floored it but s l o w l y raceing ahead (we werent racing, duh).....it was so funny but thats my story and im stickin to it....

DavidM

Typical Rice nonsense.

boduke0220

no man just a regular old jeep no mods or anything, he had me by about 1/2 a car?

Shelby10'

Ever notice that while driving around about every ricer looks over at you?? I have had so many see me coming the opposite way and do a U turn to catch to catch up to me?? Or while driving down a main street for example 71st between memorial and 169 every ricer that is on the side of the road waiting to pull out onto 71st always tries to weave through traffic to get up next to you, yet when he gets next to you he slows down to your speed and tries to act all "cool" and cruise next to you?? And meanwhile in your mind you thinking... that kid was just doing 60 in a 40 to get up to you and has now slowed to 39mph to match your speed and hes playing it cool like he didnt just do that and its a normal drive for him....Can I say Pathetic. Now if they are truely trying to catch up just to look at my car and admire.. they wouldnt have pulled even with me... he would have hung back a car length or two. I say this because I saw a lambo about a month ago on 71st pass me when I was about to turn onto 71st. He was doing the speed limit (40mph) so I did about 45mph to slowly real him in...only to admire... so I stayed a car length or 2 behind him on the right just to look and gaze ONLY. Now if I would have cruised up on him at high speed and then leveled off dead even with him... I believe he would have been annoyed. So to all the ricers... we can care less how fast you are!! Hell if I wanted to go fast I would have baught a crotch rocket! You cruising in your Honda japanese POS with nitrous and a turbo is not the same as me driving my ALL AMERICAN 2007 mustang GT... there is definitely a difference... and one day when your older you will understand. Rant over

2006GT

Wow Dr. I'm glad you're not giving me a prostrate exam today! such anger.

07_427R

Once the ricers see my gray hair they laugh and turn around. Not sure why!!

Can't say I've had a Ricer story in awhile. They left me alone in the GTX and now in the 427.....

Shelby10'

(Jarrod screams loudly and tugs at his thinning hair!!)

2006GT

I really don't have much of a problem either. I think Blue and Red cars intimidate them.

2006GT

I get more Camaros and TAs wanting to play.

I get an occasional Enzo and Lambo that wants to play, I just hold up my "For Pinks only!" sign and they back down.

07_427R

I'm also in bed by 7pm so they are just crawling out of the woodwork when I'm sound asleep....Us old guys need our rest!

07_427R

The most fun I have is when these clowns in there 4 door high society cars get along side you on a road thats about to merge from 2 lanes to one lane and for some reason they need to speed up to be in front of you just in time for them to turn left 50 yards up the road thus cauisng a car back up. That chaps my hide.....

AndrewM

2006GT

Or the SOBs that are on the cell phone and need to exit or need to be in the other lane ASAP... and almost come to a complete stop on the expwy.

My msg to them: “Your lack of planning and foresight does not constitute a crisis on my behalf!”

I've been blessed to travel all over the world... Amercans are by FAR the worst drivers. When ever they are in a car they do everything BUT drive.

AndrewM

well cause the stupid car manufactures put all kinds of stuff in these cars so we can be distracted very easly...and if they have an i-phone...

Shelby10'

whats the pinks only sign?? I understand the concept just not the gesture

HOSS429

a legend in my own mind
the devil came to alabamer and he was lookin for a sole to steal

he was in a bind and was gettin behind and was lookin to make a deal

he said "i`ve heard of you HOSS and have been told that you have a pretty quick car

but i really think my honda is tha stink and can blow you away by far

so we went down to miles creek dragstrip and put them on the line

he said when i beat you Hoss from here on end your sole is gunna be mine

not greatly concerned with what he said i asked a friend to flag the start

me rattling the ground with 600 horses and he ripping like a phart

we left the line and and he was quickly behind and i heard him say i cheated

for he had demon power and knew his vtec could never be defeated

i said listen red and get this in your head . you aint talking to a cow

you in alabama you slamma jamma .. you in GoDS country now