Ricer Stories
Well here I am cruising along on 151st st between highway 75 and bixby and I see a Z coming up real fast in my rearview. Dude gets on my butt for a minute and them whips over into the passing lane and starts jerking it back and forth. So we slow to about 30 and......BAM we're off. I grab third then fourth with beauty. I check left and nothing. I look in the side mirror and there he is about a car length back. I took it up to 120 and shut it down pulling away even more. Of course after I shut down he comes wizzing by. The old rice whiz by I call it. Needless to say the Z got roasted.
smokin
haha! soooo anyone else gots any stories???
so how much did you actually beat him by?
why does it matter??? "winning is winning!, it doesnt matter if you win buy an inch, or a mile!"
It matters. i smoked a 1974 cvic today in the Sable. had him be a car!
I dunno two cars I think.
Now by ricer standards... that's 20.6 miles.
Ok I have to tell my Ricer story that just happened... funniest thing I have ever seen!!
Ok so some pre storyline----Some telephone poles were down on memorial between 71st and 81st so the police has this section blocked off.
I was in the turn lane at 71st turning onto memorial. Just me and an SUV to the right no one else around. We get the green arrow and i hear a buzz buzz fly up behind me midway through the turn. I myself am driving moderately slow. He gets right on my butt within inches I swear...its a beat up blue early 90s eagle talon or eclipse (they look the same to me). So I get a little peeved that hes 6inches from my bumper so i give a little tap on the brake (meanwhile SUV is going slow as well...dead even with me on the right. Ricer kid gets peeved and revs is pos up and drops the clutch and slides over to the DEAD END lane going into Sunshine furniture...this kids turbo is screaming but he still looked slow as crap. He almost wrecked and cut the SUV off to get back on memorial...SUV had to slam on the breaks. So that was close call # 1.
Then the kid doesnt let off the gas!! Both the SUV and I see the 5 cop cars blocking off memorial just pass the turn lane into Taco bell...looks like ricer boy didnt see them until he was doing about 80mph...SLAMMED on his breaks...While trying to make the TACO BELL U turn...lets just say he was going too fast...all 4 of his tires LOCKED up and instead of turning he ended up going straigt into the median!! HAHAHA. I slowed down to see if he was alright...His blue POS was engulfed in the smoke of the tires..I MEAN ENGULFED...I looked over to ask him if he was alright, but couldnt help but just Bust out laughing at him HAHA He looked over at me embarrased to high heaven...he just backed off the median quickly and spead off heading the opposite direction North on memorial...mean while I turn around at the next turn where the cops were, and headed back to Memorial to go to mingo so that i can come down 81st to get to my apartment. As I came up to 71st and memorial...theres that retard ricer in the starbucks parking lot with his hood up!!! haha... I thought about stopping and continuing to laugh and barade him...but decided that I didnt want him to remember my car and F it up if he ever saw it parked somewhere.
All in all that was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean I dont understand why these kids in there little 1.1 liter POS's try to run anything and everything?? They are honeslty like pesky little flys...do they really thing that they have a chance..and if so why do they think I will race them...even after not looking at them, ignoring there continuous jumping and reving of their car?? I mean what is driving dangerously close to my rear bumper supposed to accomplish? If I was Rich I would have slammed on my breaks and let the guy rear end me, But I am not rich and love my car.
Oh and what else is funny is that I have seen that Blue ricer POS in the same area before...he either works near there or lives over there. He was being wreckless with his car just last week on 71st... I saw him weaving through traffic full throttle down 71st between memorial and sheridan... lots of traffic... What a moron...finally some justice
Ok so some pre storyline----Some telephone poles were down on memorial between 71st and 81st so the police has this section blocked off.
I was in the turn lane at 71st turning onto memorial. Just me and an SUV to the right no one else around. We get the green arrow and i hear a buzz buzz fly up behind me midway through the turn. I myself am driving moderately slow. He gets right on my butt within inches I swear...its a beat up blue early 90s eagle talon or eclipse (they look the same to me). So I get a little peeved that hes 6inches from my bumper so i give a little tap on the brake (meanwhile SUV is going slow as well...dead even with me on the right. Ricer kid gets peeved and revs is pos up and drops the clutch and slides over to the DEAD END lane going into Sunshine furniture...this kids turbo is screaming but he still looked slow as crap. He almost wrecked and cut the SUV off to get back on memorial...SUV had to slam on the breaks. So that was close call # 1.
Then the kid doesnt let off the gas!! Both the SUV and I see the 5 cop cars blocking off memorial just pass the turn lane into Taco bell...looks like ricer boy didnt see them until he was doing about 80mph...SLAMMED on his breaks...While trying to make the TACO BELL U turn...lets just say he was going too fast...all 4 of his tires LOCKED up and instead of turning he ended up going straigt into the median!! HAHAHA. I slowed down to see if he was alright...His blue POS was engulfed in the smoke of the tires..I MEAN ENGULFED...I looked over to ask him if he was alright, but couldnt help but just Bust out laughing at him HAHA He looked over at me embarrased to high heaven...he just backed off the median quickly and spead off heading the opposite direction North on memorial...mean while I turn around at the next turn where the cops were, and headed back to Memorial to go to mingo so that i can come down 81st to get to my apartment. As I came up to 71st and memorial...theres that retard ricer in the starbucks parking lot with his hood up!!! haha... I thought about stopping and continuing to laugh and barade him...but decided that I didnt want him to remember my car and F it up if he ever saw it parked somewhere.
All in all that was the funniest thing I have ever seen! I mean I dont understand why these kids in there little 1.1 liter POS's try to run anything and everything?? They are honeslty like pesky little flys...do they really thing that they have a chance..and if so why do they think I will race them...even after not looking at them, ignoring there continuous jumping and reving of their car?? I mean what is driving dangerously close to my rear bumper supposed to accomplish? If I was Rich I would have slammed on my breaks and let the guy rear end me, But I am not rich and love my car.
Oh and what else is funny is that I have seen that Blue ricer POS in the same area before...he either works near there or lives over there. He was being wreckless with his car just last week on 71st... I saw him weaving through traffic full throttle down 71st between memorial and sheridan... lots of traffic... What a moron...finally some justice
How funny. He'll end up killing himself.. It's the Darwin way.
Cassie got off work about 30min after I had gotten home... I told her to check out starbucks parking lot for a Blue POS. She called me laughing saying that he and a red POS had their hoods up and it looked like they were working on the car. Said it wasnt a RICERBOY after all. Said it looked like some guy in his late 30s early 40s... I mean how immature is that guy?
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Hey Paul give us some insite!
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Your silence speaks volumes!!! Its worth a thousand imature stories in itself!!
quiet game! READY! GET SET! GOOOOO!!!!!!!!
That's it I'm trading in the stang for a ricer. ..........NOT!
haha yeah David
I said NOT at the end. Could you not sense the sarcasm?
