Ricer Stories
Or the SOBs that are on the cell phone and need to exit or need to be in the other lane ASAP... and almost come to a complete stop on the expwy.
My msg to them: “Your lack of planning and foresight does not constitute a crisis on my behalf!”
I've been blessed to travel all over the world... Amercans are by FAR the worst drivers. When ever they are in a car they do everything BUT drive.
My msg to them: “Your lack of planning and foresight does not constitute a crisis on my behalf!”
I've been blessed to travel all over the world... Amercans are by FAR the worst drivers. When ever they are in a car they do everything BUT drive.
a legend in my own mind the devil came to alabamer and he was lookin for a sole to steal
he was in a bind and was gettin behind and was lookin to make a deal
he said "i`ve heard of you HOSS and have been told that you have a pretty quick car
but i really think my honda is tha stink and can blow you away by far
so we went down to miles creek dragstrip and put them on the line
he said when i beat you Hoss from here on end your sole is gunna be mine
not greatly concerned with what he said i asked a friend to flag the start
me rattling the ground with 600 horses and he ripping like a phart
we left the line and and he was quickly behind and i heard him say i cheated
for he had demon power and knew his vtec could never be defeated
i said listen red and get this in your head . you aint talking to a cow
you in alabama you slamma jamma .. you in GoDS country now
Cobra R Member
Joined: June 30, 2007
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From: Summerville GA
What gets me is when they come flying by you swerve in front nearly taking off your front end slamming on their brakes and turning I followed a guy for 30 minutes until he stopped at someones house then I drove up and down the road burning my tires off in front of that house 2 or 3 times then I went on my merry way
I think there must be a unspoken rule that if you decide that you are going to drive a ricer you have to be a real jacka$$!
or possibly on drugs
what in the world is that! it looks like a freakin leaf blower with a dryer hose attached to it! lol
And, that looks like a 2v 4.6 motor...
AKA Mustang Motor...
ya i know but in a ricer?
That's just it... i don't think it's a ricer.
hmmm brb ill check it out! =D
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Wtf Is That?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I also saw a Ford Focus last night with a small block ford and an 8.8 rearend underneath it.... talk about sleaper... it started up and you could barely tell it had something done... I wouldnt have known until he got on it 
It a helicopter...what do you think?
sorry but i love the 73' mach1's so bad! haha
