Ricer Stories
Ricer Stories
Ok I am making this thread so we can share our stories of interaction with Ricers and their cars.
I would like to say I am ****ed. I let my brother drive my car last night and from 91st and memorial to 81st then all the way to hw169 this stupid ricer with blue headlights was following us... right on my butt. You could hear him drift back and floor it to our car. Both my brother and I were pretty ****ed at that point. a couple of times he tried to come up next to us but traffic stopped him. We got in the turn lane to get on the onramp and low and behold the ricer followed us.... VERY VERY Closely!! so i reached my hand out the window and gave the finger... he reved his piece of **** up so we laughed. So light turns green and justin barely goes forward and granny shifts into 2nd gear meanwhile this piece of crap behind us is hugging my bumper, so justin takes the car up to about 3000rpms in 2nd gear then steps on in. he takes the car up to maybe 5500 and short shifts into 3rd and we may have been in 3rd for 3 sec before having to shut it down do to another car in front of us on the onramp. Well what ****es me off is that my car didnt tear away from the ricer, he kept up! We may have pulled 1 car on him in 2nd. Then when we had to slow down to merge onto the highway the ricer DANGEROUSLY jumped over to our left (on the stripes, NOT supposed to merge) and floors it. whats funny is that he didnt blaze by us when he floored it next to us. (Oh did I mention he looked 18 and his girlfriend in the passanger side was flipping us off and laughing). SO HOW IN THE HELL DID HE HANG WITH ME IN 2nd?? Turbo?? Idont know? My only guess is that it was an AUTOMATIC and when we started in 2nd his Auto automaticaly downshifted into 1st. I dont know what happened but I was embarrased to say the least. Oh the car was an older Honda Civic Hatchback....kinda like a crx looking thing i guess, it was red and slammed to the ground. Anyways I was so ****ed last night!! I dont ever want that to happen again! I need a power adder..... really frustrated right now. how could this happen argg. I am sure if we started from dig I would have initially pulled a few cars on him and he would have had to play catch up, but if he had a turbo he was spooled due to us starting from a roll. This sucks
I would like to say I am ****ed. I let my brother drive my car last night and from 91st and memorial to 81st then all the way to hw169 this stupid ricer with blue headlights was following us... right on my butt. You could hear him drift back and floor it to our car. Both my brother and I were pretty ****ed at that point. a couple of times he tried to come up next to us but traffic stopped him. We got in the turn lane to get on the onramp and low and behold the ricer followed us.... VERY VERY Closely!! so i reached my hand out the window and gave the finger... he reved his piece of **** up so we laughed. So light turns green and justin barely goes forward and granny shifts into 2nd gear meanwhile this piece of crap behind us is hugging my bumper, so justin takes the car up to about 3000rpms in 2nd gear then steps on in. he takes the car up to maybe 5500 and short shifts into 3rd and we may have been in 3rd for 3 sec before having to shut it down do to another car in front of us on the onramp. Well what ****es me off is that my car didnt tear away from the ricer, he kept up! We may have pulled 1 car on him in 2nd. Then when we had to slow down to merge onto the highway the ricer DANGEROUSLY jumped over to our left (on the stripes, NOT supposed to merge) and floors it. whats funny is that he didnt blaze by us when he floored it next to us. (Oh did I mention he looked 18 and his girlfriend in the passanger side was flipping us off and laughing). SO HOW IN THE HELL DID HE HANG WITH ME IN 2nd?? Turbo?? Idont know? My only guess is that it was an AUTOMATIC and when we started in 2nd his Auto automaticaly downshifted into 1st. I dont know what happened but I was embarrased to say the least. Oh the car was an older Honda Civic Hatchback....kinda like a crx looking thing i guess, it was red and slammed to the ground. Anyways I was so ****ed last night!! I dont ever want that to happen again! I need a power adder..... really frustrated right now. how could this happen argg. I am sure if we started from dig I would have initially pulled a few cars on him and he would have had to play catch up, but if he had a turbo he was spooled due to us starting from a roll. This sucks
hmmm great story jerbear...that sux man but you' should have pushed the limiter and you would have stomped his ****! lol
I would have, but my brother was driving... hes not a bad driver either, we were coming to the curve the onramp and he didnt want to be maxxed out going into the turn so he shifted.
oh ok i thought you were already on it...nvm but if i was drivin i would have pushed the limiter and pulled the E-brake around the corner, downshifted and floored it...and BLAMO! we'd be gone! the ricer would have cheeto dust all ova his hood.! lol
WE were on it.... the onramp curves to the left then back to the right. My brother didnt want to be pushing the rev limiter around the curve so he shifted early into 3rd. I dont know how much it would have helped... the ricer was in the rearview
ya im kool like that! lol
thats crazy what did you do?does the jeep have a blower hangin out da hood?lol
Once upon a time there was a little ricer named civic. One day while trying to be the baddest ricer in the land civic came across a little white Mustang. Civic wanted to prove to the mustang that he could play with the big boys will all of his 2.0 liters, turbo and lawnmower sounding muffler, he began to rev up his little rice burner engine for all that it was worth, but the mustang couldn't hear the little ricer over the thunderous exhaust that the bigger american V-8 was thumping out. The white Mustang tried to ignore the pesky little ricer and his ignorant driver. Civic the ricer was persistant and finally aggrivated the white mustang so badly that with one fell swoop, the white mustang slammed in the clutch yanked the transmission into 1st gear and mashed the go peddal. The mustang was off and the little retarded ricer began to fall further and further behind. The mustang rowed thru the gears, finally landing in fourth gear pulling hard at over 110 MPH. Civic the ricer was now so far behind that he could not catch up. The mustang feeling that to embarrass the ricer any further was pointless and began to slow down. Civic the ricer seeing this decided that he needed to prove once and for all that he was worthy to run the Mustang and as the bad mustang slowed down the little rice burner wizzed by the mustang with a fart like noise from his lawnmower muffler at a earthshattering 80 MPH. Poor pittiful ricer.
Once upon a time there was a little ricer named civic. One day while trying to be the baddest ricer in the land civic came across a little white Mustang. Civic wanted to prove to the mustang that he could play with the big boys will all of his 2.0 liters, turbo and lawnmower sounding muffler, he began to rev up his little rice burner engine for all that it was worth, but the mustang couldn't hear the little ricer over the thunderous exhaust that the bigger american V-8 was thumping out. The white Mustang tried to ignore the pesky little ricer and his ignorant driver. Civic the ricer was persistant and finally aggrivated the white mustang so badly that with one fell swoop, the white mustang slammed in the clutch yanked the transmission into 1st gear and mashed the go peddal. The mustang was off and the little retarded ricer began to fall further and further behind. The mustang rowed thru the gears, finally landing in fourth gear pulling hard at over 110 MPH. Civic the ricer was now so far behind that he could not catch up. The mustang feeling that to embarrass the ricer any further was pointless and began to slow down. Civic the ricer seeing this decided that he needed to prove once and for all that he was worthy to run the Mustang and as the bad mustang slowed down the little rice burner wizzed by the mustang with a fart like noise from his lawnmower muffler at a earthshattering 80 MPH. Poor pittiful ricer.
its ok jarrod im sure youll have one like that one day! lol
Ricers are like flies. They annoy the crap out of you until you smash them.
HALARIOUS!
They just wont leave you alone... I dont understand what they are thinking by riding your ***, revving their little 1.6liter, jumping the car forward... all while you shaking your head and telling him to go away, he just keeps doing it. I mean we all were that age, even when I was 16 in my 85 GT I still didnt go around annoying other drivers no matter if I wanted to race or not. Its getting to the point of harrassment and I would love to pull out a beaner stick and go to work on the drivers of these cars!!
Yes some of these Ricers are fast... you can make any car fast with a little money, but in the end its what you drive... you drive a $1500 neon retart...no matter how fast the neon goes... YOUR STILL DRIVING A NEON!!!
You can shine a turd all you want, but in the end all you have is a shinny turd.
lol true...




That's a good one!